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The American version of Rake with Greg Kinnear

*****KINGGG SUPERBOWL HERE WE COME BILLS MAFIA YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

does he even make it through training camp without retiring again is the question

anyone have them micky ds cheesy bacon fries? they done disappointmented man

Why not just go to Vegas and do it legally at some brothel? I think he’s more than just a regular customer.

There is a God afterall

no brown or bell. makes for a much easier opponent next season at heinz field.

broken glass

now draft tj hockenson.

Ive thrown a TV off my 5th story balcony in nashville onto the middle of the street. It was in the middle night, so there was no cars on the road. Pretty fun tbh.

The Grammys have been terrible for atleast a couple decades now. It’s just a bunch of music industry executives ***** each other off. I mean, even the Jonas brothers have Grammy nominations. That’s how big of a joke it is.

my favorite part of the post is the ‘*’ before every pats. I appreciate the dedication of hate.

I ***** hate this dudes guts. The patriots are ***** goons.

and I hope they do. ***** the Steelers and Ravens

Had this tinder date a couple years back where she invited me directly to her place after we had texted for about 10 days. (Idk why some hot chick would invite some random dude back to their place that they havent formally met before but whatever I suppose... I was down.) So I get to her place and there are two other girls there, one a roommate, and another friend. We hang out, drink, and get ripped outta our minds. Im cross-faded like a drunk extraterrestrial. After two hours or so, I find out that the roommate also has a tinder date that she too has never met who is coming over shortly. This hipster-kurt cobain-looking mother ***** shows up and he's not even close to the same level as us. anyways.. All of us are chatting in the kitchen, (still blitzed- asides from the new guy) but at some point, the roommate moves to a part of the apartment where only i can see her, and gives me the "this aint gonna work" or "cut it out" sign-- The one that Jonah Hill is famous for doing at the Oscars (for reference: https://youtu.be/4MbJR6R8Ujg?t=148). Im thinking, "*****- she's not enjoying her date, and wants ME to kick him out." The weed paranoia kicks in hardcore, and I've made up my mind that I'm going to kick this dude out. Im anxious as all hell.. the whole time I'm thinking, "I have the responsibility of kicking this dude out???? This isn't even my place!" Finally, the groups conversation comes to a slow stop. The moment has come. I decide to step up to the plate. In front of the 3 chicks I say, "Im sorry man, but this isn't working out.... You've gotta go." Everyone is confused. Im confused. My confusion turns into embarrassment. I try to excuse myself after making a total ass out of myself, but then everyone starts laughing at the misunderstanding. The situation gets defused. The roommate explains to me that she was just trying to tell me that we had to stop smoking. That she was too high. I was too high. I completely misread the situation. The group worked it out. It was all good. My embarrassment still hangs with me the rest of the night, but I got to fool around with my date and leave after. side note: the day after, my date told me that I got huge brownie points from her roommate hahahahaha

He also has the Jets at 4-12 and the fish at 7-9 lmfao

I’ll be disappointed if we only get the redskins 2nd. I know Beane is capable of ripping off Snyder like Fisher did.

Classic lake placid case in the making

I don’t get how anyone can be for this. It’s beyond demented. Absolutely horrific.

lol @ draft re-do

Iggles wouldn’t trade him to a rival, unless they offered like, 3 1st round picks

I think post-snap penalties should not be called unless they are terribly, TERRIBLY obvious, Holding, for example, is subjective. How many times have we seen Kyle and Jerry tackled? We never get the benefit of the doubt with holding. Just take it out of the game. Pre snap penalties deserved to be called every time. Delay of game/False starts/Offside, too many men, illegal formation etc. its the subjective post snap penalties that can truly dictate the games. i say let the players play.

cmon man. by holding and tackling them to the ground.

looks like im going to the movies for he 2nd year in a row on superbowl sunday. thank for forever tainting the league goodell and patties- i hope you all rot in hell.

Will they call even a single hold or OPI on the patties is the question