Whoa whoa whoa there, pardner! Just who in the blue heck do youse think youse are waltzing into town like this with your....your based takes?! You think you can just come in here and *gasp* make sense?!
I've only one question for you, fella. How dare youse? I mean, how diggity dog dare youse, fella?
We'll thank you kindly to get back on your horse and keep it moving onto the next town, alright?
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to prepare for my fourth panic attack of the day.