But nooooooooooooooo, I can't have one.
WTF can I get a TUA bobblehead?
A Burrow bobblehead?
A Carr bobblehead?
A Mayfield bobblehead?
A Jimmy G bobblehead? (OK, he's gorgeous, I get this one)
Wentz?
Ryan?
but I can't get a Josh Allen Bobblehead? Common man, that's just wrong. Little Johnny needs a Josh Allen bobblehead under his tree.
https://www.nflshop.com/?query=bobbleheads&_ref=p-TLP:m-TYPEAHEAD:i-r-0c-0:po-0