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http://nypost.com/2018/05/24/de-blasios-elaborate-attempt-to-be-relatable-at-staged-mets-visit/

Rasmus Asplund Rasmus Ristolainen Rasmus Dahlin So, how many Ramuses does it take to change a light bulb?

Wonder what the algorithm would have done if her son's name was Dick.

http://www.dailyherald.com/news/20180514/glenbard-east-intern-charged-with-sexually-assaulting-student

http://www.rgj.com/story/news/education/2018/05/18/wcsd-teacher-arrested-sex-student/624487002/

I am able to read the entire article, so... Summary: Reduce the number of print editions (early editions, late editions, Niagara edition, etc.). Eliminate TV Topics. Monday to Saturday will be three sections (front, region, business). Some of the stuff from the "Life/Entertainment" section will be moved, some will be eliminated). Get rid of most jobs in the newsroom that are not reporters/photographers/editors. Reporters to be more active on Twitter to promote articles, and interact with followers. Make the paywall tougher.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/05/14/a-man-in-brazil-tried-to-rob-a-group-of-kids-at-gunpoint-this-mom-stepped-in-to-stop-him/

Game 2 not a sellout in Winnipeg last night: http://winnipegsun.com/sports/hockey/nhl/winnipeg-jets/jets-lose-home-ice-advantage-but-thats-not-likely-to-faze-them

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/article-eat-your-way-through-buffalos-new-chicken-wing-trail/

Whoda thunk that Lois Lane #1 would outlive Lois Lane #3? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Coates

http://www.nfl.com/videos/buffalo-bills/09000d5d8208e8a1/Bills-stop-skid-vs-Dolphins

Big sale this week - 2 for $41: http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/women-in-jacksonville-arrested-on-prostitution-charges/744904560

Mrs. Chef Jim with her favorite food

http://nypost.com/2018/05/10/cornell-student-strips-during-thesis-presentation-to-protest-professor/

http://www.newyorkupstate.com/expo/erry-2018/05/c4efa349764844/33_unique_upstate_ny_foods_and.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/6238233/bionic-prosthetic-hand-mind-video/

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/may/08/how-white-women-use-strategic-tears-to-avoid-accountability

You buy crap in the stores instead?