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Andrew Cuomo?

Even more fun: http://www.ctpost.com/sports/article/Class-M-Track-Hillhouse-girls-win-title-12952479.php http://www.ctpost.com/highschool/article/Jeff-Jacobs-No-easy-answers-when-it-comes-to-12967306.php

Caption this:

http://www.kentucky.com/news/local/crime/article212800429.html

For most of the posters on this board, it's probably the days long ago when they were able to take a dump without any fiber supplements.

Ummmmmmmm....no: http://www.nytimes.com/1999/09/30/business/fannie-mae-eases-credit-to-aid-mortgage-lending.html "Fannie Mae, the nation's biggest underwriter of home mortgages, has been under increasing pressure from the Clinton Administration to expand mortgage loans among low and moderate income people and felt pressure from stock holders to maintain its phenomenal growth in profits."

What could possibly go wrong?

New Jersey State Trooper pulls over driver for having a tinted windshield (illegal in New Jersey, and you usually get a warning to fix it). They start talking on the side of the road, and it turns out the driver is a retired police officer who delivered the trooper 27 years ago when the trooper's mom couldn't make it to the hospital. http://www.northjersey.com/story/news/new-jersey/2018/06/07/new-jersey-state-trooper-pulls-over-retired-cop-who-delivered-him/678721002/

http://wdef.com/2018/06/08/cherokee-county-teacher-student-sex/

It's deja vu all over again: http://buffalonews.com/2018/06/09/teen-employee-at-amherst-chuck-e-cheeses-injured-in-apparent-scuffle-with-co-worker/

James Bond's first conquest:

See paragraph 2: http://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180SB826

http://www.nj.com/mercer/index.ssf/2018/06/kissing_in_the_classroom_teacher_accused_of_more_t.html

http://www.click2houston.com/news/womans-children-exact-revenge-in-stunning-obituary

http://nypost.com/2018/06/05/miss-america-competition-is-getting-a-major-makeover/

SERIOUSLY perforated

We just didn't recognize his awesomeness: http://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/02/opinion/sunday/obama-ben-rhodes-world-as-it-is.html

So it's "Drink first, riot second": http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2018/06/clashing_protesters_draw_blood.html

"Kennedy added: “As the record shows, some of the commissioners at the Commission’s formal, public hearings endorsed the view that religious beliefs cannot legitimately be carried into the public sphere or commercial domain, disparaged Phillips’ faith as despicable and characterized it as merely rhetorical, and compared his invocation of his sincerely held religious beliefs to defenses of slavery and the Holocaust.”"

What about the butcher and the candlestick maker?

Solo not doing so good at the box office: http://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/03/movies/solo-a-star-wars-story-box-office.html

God Only Knows - Beach Boys: Studio Part I Studio Part II

Speaking of the FBI in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueO1mFzr92Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsi_ItK-j30