The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog are in a bar when a beautiful female collie walks in. She states, "Anyone of you who can use 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence can have your way with me.
The doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."
The collie replies, "Not good enough."
The bulldog adds, "I hate liver and cheese."
The collie replies, "Not creative enough."
The Taco Bell Chihuahua says, "liver alone...cheese mine."