ExiledInIllinois

Totally agree. It's because they are as dumb as the MAGA Deplorables. Two peas in a pod. /smh. I was. 13 detectives on this case! ??

Guinness & Coke... AKA: Trojan Horse: 1/2 pint Guinness® stout 1/2 pint Coca-Cola® Mix coke and Guinness in a pint glass. https://www.thespruceeats.com/trojan-horse-recipe-759837

LMAO! TMZ is involved, gotta be a hoax... Why do peope do this, then they waste taxpayer $$$ with gov't getting involved... #15: Job Security I guess.

You mean Mr.Ferguson is technically not dead to me? That this was all a cruel, vicious joke because somebody started the topic first! For the love of Baby Jesus and all things good... Good grief! Go to hell! ? Skeptical... Gonna take more than decaf! A frontal lobotomy, the first one didn't take.

#BringBackFergyIsSoDeadInside2Me Disclaimer/WARNING: Some content in this post may not be suitable for the faint of heart, NSFW, small children, sensitive pets and farm animals, @Gugny , triggerable people under 50 or anybody with a pacemaker or similarly constructed medically implanted device prior to 11/8/2016. Holy *****! "...The Mankato Free Press reported that Duane Arden Johnson, 58, of Searles, Minnesota, was charged with criminal neglect and receiving stolen property after his wife's death on Thursday. Deputies said Johnson called 911 at about noon to report that his wife, Debra Lynn Johnson, 69, had died. The real kick in the nuts for the deputies, somebody should call OSHA: Officers arrived at the couple's home and found the words “Death Parde God Hell” spray-painted on the front door. A naked Duane Johnson allegedly ran outside and said his wife was dead, then ran back inside to take a bath. He was later found in the bathtub hallucinating and trying to wash white and black “things” from his skin, according to deputies..." Hey, ain't Mankato in Minnesota? Wasn't it like -35° actual temperature out in Minnesota yesterday? Yeah... I am the stupid one for being a GateKeeper© playing Sudoku, blowing bubbles in a pit, twisting handles watching vessels float by with hot chicks in the summer, frozen Southern Hillbilly deckhands (hey, take the good w/the bad) in winter while Asian carp stealthily avoid the submarine nets all the while making a bit more what these poor, poor deputies earn... Boy, what a fool I am! Holy Moly! These guys need a raise and a Dunkin Donuts® lifetime all-you-can-eat & drink card for enduring these horrendous working conditions! Good thing Minnesota deputies makes above the national average. The deputies no doubt were drawing straws on who goes in after this 58 year old Johnson dude that doesn't look a second under 93! LMAO... Okay, 88... Not a day under 88, he does have a youthful glow and impish look, smile about him! AND that's after he took a bath and scrubbed off the black & white demons. DEPUTY #1: "Yeah Sam, looks like you lost... Pulled the old short straw... Good luck going in... I am here for ya Bro!" DEPUTY #2: "Wow, this sucks Joe... Looks like he ran into the bathroom, there is water running, I will give him 10 minutes to clean up after all that hard partying & death." WARNING! WARNING, DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER WILL ROBINSON! This is where the above disclaimer is applied... Press the back button now or forever hold your peace (and presumably the oatmeal and raspberry Chobani® yogurt you just had for breakfast): 50 ***** 8! I am almost 7 years away from 58? You sure that ain't a typo and 85? Yeah... I am killing myself on the job alright @BringBackFergy @Cripple Creek @et al... ...We need to start a GoFundMe to send those poor, poor deputies to Aruba for the month of January every year! Where did grammar school (beside an F in spelling) go wrong in the 1960s? And don't say swimming nekkid @Gugny...But I will concede that may have contributed to this dude's penchant for free-balling in -70°F wind chills, oh and a little meth too, but just a little, meth that is. Somebody had to be the "adult" at the "death parde." I am so done with you Fergy for posting this. You are so dead inside to me... You scarred me for life once too many times. I treat you to 3 Floyds® and you treat me to Nekkid Johnson® and a re-evaluation of my privileged, charmed life. You are an evil, nasty man who works in strange ways! I gotta wake up to this... I am going to my Happy Place and shovel snow so my wife and daughter can get to work & school. #BringBackFergyIsSoDeadInside2Me

Think of all the charities hustling the buck and selling the emotions. It's all a big racket.

Chicken wings = bar food. You can make then 1,000 ways and still not please someone. They are good but over-rated type of food. I can tell what I like. But that's not what others may like.

It's like the Mob. The shenanigans, cheating will stop.

I also heard "Ponies" up in Middleport good to. But, never tried them. Another Irish Pub...

Both. I need a jumpstart though. I can easily go both ways.

Like Gugny said. Yet... Extreme Early "Cosplay" type stuff for the freaks out there. Hard to take seriously.

I was wondering how they caught on fire! I thought something was short-circuiting... Yeah... I didn't look close enough, it was fast video, to see if there was a third rail. I wonder how that works with snow and ice... If it arcs or flashes, debris catches fire? Thanks!!!

Check out the train track catching fire in Chicago. Must be electric?

Got half right, leave hook at the top of the water column. But they have to stumble into the hook accidentally. You know, with their mouth always stuck open like it is, it's hard to bite. ?

Look it up. Preferably an .edu site, not your usual Wikipedia or at a @Cripple Creek BS "Sportsmen" sites... Those guys generally know jack-shist and spread misconceptions down through the generations. ?

??? Typical lawyer! Get with it my Man! COMMON carp feed off the bottom. Asian carp feed off the TOP of the water column, near the surface. Don't spread misconceptions. The top of the water column is the cleanest. Contains the least amount of toxins and the most nutrients. Virtually no heavy metals like Mercury (Hg) as found in game fish like salmon that prey on smaller feeder fish. Fish that eat other fish are generally more polluted than filter feeders like bighead & silver Asian carp. That be the truth. Common carp muck around the bottom. Silver & bighead Asian carp feed at the top of the water... Why silver Asian carp tend to leap out of water when disturbed by boat motors @ certain high rpm's. ?

Can we get aid like they do down South with hurricanes... We still have Fed aid being sent down there. Or... Do we have to dig ourselves out and collect income tax from our citizens?

Hottest was 104° here in Illinois, 1995 heat wave. My cd changer on stereo rig malfunctioned after we lost power (and A/C )... ? Muggy hot is brutal. Rather -40°... Can always heat up, but not cool down!!

-30°F, Arrowhead of Minnesota, Lutsen Mountains... Near Thunder Bay, Ontario. Sunrise over L Superior skiing SouthEast w/my son... January 2016... This run: It was so bad cold-wise... I covered my camera and goggles through the snow gun halfway through. Would have been doomed at those temps getting pasted with snow.

Co-worker just got back from Florida helping out cleaning up after hurricane (yeah, they are still fixing things)... He brought me back a jacket he swapped for a few work our baseball caps. It's a fleece lined short jacket. The guy down @ Jacksonville District (Corps of Engineers) called it a "parka." You gotta be kidding. That ain't no "parka." Parkas have hoods! It's a freaking spring jacket! Maybe it's the inside layer of parka under the shell. LoL! It would suck if a furnace goes down. It is now -10°F (actual temp). Exposed flesh becomes frostbiten in just minutes.

Speaking of "eagles"...You jogged my memory: Anybody mention this? ^^^^ (1968)

No. There is always peace in the Valley w/me. I am not a jerk. I am very easy... Contrary to what @BringBackFergy says. Don't listen to them. Don't listen to him about trucks and guys who quote lyrics too, but besides that, is a rather stand-up guy! "...Oh sure the banner may be torn and the wind's gotten colderPerhaps I've grown a little cynicalBut I know no matter what the waitress bringsI shall drink it and always be full, yeah I will drink it and always be full..." I always tip 20-25% no matter the experience. People like @Johnny Hammersticks worked hard servicing old battle axes like Old Lady Singer.

Gonna be another cold blast and some snow in the coming days. Funny... I almost 9 years old in 1977... But I don't really remember storm, I remember the 1976 Ice Storm more!

Gonna be a lot of stink there! LoL... Covered in trust fund baby cologne!

My older sister in Florida, theme song: