R. Rich

Send it back for a full refund.

You forgot: colagen injections liposuction botox injections fake tan and, lest we forget... bleached blonde hair!! Now, that's what makes a hottie.

Have fun, and if the parents don't approve, then she has to find her own way home.

I wonder how Doug Flutie is doing...

Hahaha!!! How true. Amazing how many of these types of people you see everyday, isn't it?

I'll try to reschedule the cookout for one of the early football games. Maybe for the Falcons game or the Raiders game. I'll post something later about it.

Patriots fans are speaking ill of Bills fans on a Patriots board? Shocking. You'd never see us trashing Pats fans on this board.

Sadly, that doesn't surprise me. They can thank Jessica Simpson for their good first week showing.

All of these films sound like the same old crap being regurgitated. Why do a 'Dukes' movie? Yeah, the public clamoring for it was almost as loud as it was for the "Car 54, Where Are You?" movie. Skeleton Key? When are we going to stop getting these 'Sixth Sense'/'The Ring' Xerox copies? I hope it bombs, just so Hollywood will be forced to actually come up w/ an idea. Unfortunately, I fear it won't, and more of these 'scary thrillers' will be mass produced. The sequel to Deuce Bigalow???? Now that looks like a good movie. I may actually want to go see that. Other than 'Murderball', there isn't anything out there I'm interested in seeing that I can't wait for them to be released on the premium channels.

I'm not so sure Mother Nature is going to let this happen. We had thunderstorms here last night, and they're calling for more throughout the weekend. Looks like we may have to cancel this. Damn.

Thanks, Mickey. I was wondering if it would be on. I hadn't heard a thing about it. Good lookin' out.

No love for Penn State either. Oh well. I'm hoping PSU shuts up a whole lot of teams this year.

Probably.

I'll only buy the first 30.

Go have a drink. Or two. Or 37. That'll straighten out your eyesight.

I see.

No. He used the apostrophe on Eli's name.

So have I.

Reminds me of a great skit from the old Mad TV show (before it became Sad TV), when the Native Americans had used the proceeds from their casinos to buy the major sports teams using Native American mascots/names and rename them, like the Cleveland Klan (instead of the Indians) and the Washington Rednecks (instead of the Redskins). Classic.

BINGO! Nailed it.

If Manning's decision to force a trade between NY and SD had somethng to do w/ his statement, then it is a hissy fit. Why exactly doesn't he like Manning? Poor mechanics? Trouble reading the defense? Poor decision making under pressure? He didn't care to offer any reasons.

Welcome to the Wall.

No better way to throw a hissy fit about a player than to write about him in your column.

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Very sad indeed. RIP little guy. Our prayers go out to his family.