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B-Man

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  1. That's a lie, and the sad thing is, you believe it.
  2. Answers questions loudly, with passion ----- he's a maniac Answers hostile questions calmly ------ "low energy"
  3. Well, he got people like you watching. Thats news.
  4. (I post this knowing full well that the truth does not matter to the simpletons here, posting a sex with a couch story is too appealing to their juvenile sides ) Well, since the PPP buffoons insist on some sort of response to their repeating of a lie here it is. J.D. Vance Gives Off Couch Sex Vibes, Says Man Who Started Joke The swirling clouds of internet mayhem have parted, and the user behind the rumor that J.D. Vance once got sexual with a sectional has finally broken his silence. In an interview with Business Insider, “Rick,” or @rickrudescalves (he’s since changed his username for privacy), explained why exactly he was inspired to invent a semi-believable lie that Donald Trump’s running mate had made love to a loveseat. The day that Trump announced that Vance would be joining his ticket, Rick tweeted, “can’t say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to ***** an Inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181).” The story? A work of fiction by a disappointed guy from a working-class background. Rick, a desk worker who said he had a similar upbringing to that which Vance described in his bestselling book, Hillbilly Elegy, said he regarded the Ohio senator from “a place of irreverence if not outright disrespect.” The page numbers? Plucked from thin air. Rick was referring to authors such as Jorge Luis Borges and John Fowles, who cooked up phony citations to lend literary credibility to their fictional works. “It’s something I’ve found funny my entire life,” Rick said. Rick’s reasoning for this particular fabrication? He was inspired by Hunter S. Thompson’s anecdote in Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72 about former President Lyndon Johnson starting a rumor that his opponent had sex with his livestock. When the rumor took off, Rick was surprised and a little overwhelmed. He hid the post within a week, but by then, the idea had already spread like wildfire, with news organizations rushing to fact-check and then subsequently backing off. https://newrepublic.com/post/184418/man-creator-jd-vance-couch-sex-explains Some might stop me at this point to note that everybody knows that J. D. Vance didn’t have sex with a couch. It’s a joke; a social media meme, started when someone posted a parody, allegedly from Vance’s memoir Hillbilly Elegy. These people know, however, that most people don’t follow the genealogy of memes back to their origins. Many people just start to think, “J. D. Vance is sort of a freak; people say he did something with a couch one time.” The Vance couch meme-posters can have it both ways. They can kind of do what the Bible describes as deceiving one’s neighbor and then say, “I was only joking!” (Prov. 26:19). Beyond that, they can say, “Well, of course, Vance did not literally have sex with a couch. The point is that Vance is kind of weird; the couch just makes the point.” https://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2024/august-web-only/lie-truth-jd-vance-couch-russell-moore.html .
  5. Figliuzzi is currently a frequent national security contributor for NBC and MSNBC News. Come to our 2022 fundraiser to learn about the fascist threats to our freedom and democracy as we enter the 2022 election season. As the FBI’s former director of counterintelligence, Frank Figliuzzi is an expert at identifying the real threats to our nation. In this evening Salon leading up to the election, he will analyze the frightening threats to Americans including: Political violence Death threats to elected officials The rise of militias and white nationalism Disruptions of school boards Anti-voter laws Extremists running for office https://thedgt.org/event/frank-figliuzzi-to-address-2022-dgt-fundraiser/ Balanced viewpoint
  6. Not all, just the liars. Not only that, but he would also have known about the deployment by the fall of 2004.
  7. Wow ! Right over your head. All menstruating students HAVE a uterus You yourself wrote that Men/boys don't have uteruses. You're wrong but you aren't man enough to claim it. (or do you have a uterus ?) .
  8. Even the Liberal Media Is Acknowledging Tim Walz’s Stolen Valor. https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/08/08/even-the-liberal-media-is-acknowledging-tim-walzs-stolen-valor-n4931443 Will Walz make it to the convention?
  9. You need a uterus to menstruate Uneducated ? Look in the mirror.
  10. Hahahahahahahahaha. "What is Project 2025, anyway?" the well-meaning voter asked the big-name mainstream media journalist. "That's the beauty of Project 2025," the big-name journalist said in a rare moment of candor. "It can be anything we need it to be. Really, it's just a wish list of policy proposals from the Heritage Foundation, the kind of thing Heritage and every other think tank puts out every four years. But nobody ever reads them so it's really easy for us big-name media people to make them out to be whatever we need them to be." The well-meaning voter looked perplexed. "I don't get it." "Project 2025 is a conservative platform and my network — hell, all the networks — have spent decades telling people that conservatism, especially social conservatism, means bringing back slavery and turning women into real-life 'Handmaid's Tale' baby factories. So it didn't take any work at all to take a pretty meaningless phrase like 'Project 2025' and make it sound like Freddy Krueger with a Bible in one hand and a whip in the other." "What if people Google it?" The big-name journalist laughed. "They're on the same team we're on. Why do you think the White House programmed their brain-dead moron to shout, 'Google Project 2025!' every nine minutes?" "I still don't see what good it does," the well-meaning voter said. "That's the beauty of it, why we spend so many years laying all this groundwork. We tell you that Trump is crazy and evil. We tell you that Project 2025 is evil and crazy. And then we tie the two together. Heritage is conservative. Trump is conservative. Elect Trump and he'll institute Project 2025." "Didn't Trump disavow the whole thing?" "You bet he did," the big-name journalist admitted. "The Heritage guy in charge of the project even resigned after that. Good riddance, as far as I'm concerned — just another Republican scalp, and I didn't even need to get my tomahawk. But we didn't give those stories much coverage. And when we did, we made you think the Republicans were in chaos, infighting, all that stuff." The big-name journalist had gotten himself so excited that he couldn't stop talking. "I've got some friends at the Washington Post — Isaac Arnsdorf, Josh Dawsey, Hannah Knowles. Dedicated players. They just ran another hit piece this week. You should see the headline. 'Trump took a private flight with Project 2025 leader in 2022.'" "That's it?" the well-meaning voter asked. "Two big names on the right shared a flight and that's supposed to make me believe all that Handmaid stuff?" "Yeah, you're right, the Washington Post has lost its touch. And, honestly, the Project 2025 thing hasn't done much for us. But we still have a couple of advantages. One is that we get to throw spaghetti up against the wall and see what sticks. The other is that we never, ever run out of spaghetti."
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