Jauronimo

Buffoons is it?!?!? Right then. I defy you to find one bit askew with me posts bout crickey. Put the kettle on, Fergy love, and fetch my fisticuffs knickers.

Where is D523453646 or Tim when you need him? He'd gladly explain that since homosexuality cannot be attributed to a single "gay gene" and because polygenetic expression is just too difficult to even contemplate, homosexuality must be caused by a defect in the cerebral cortex during childhood or good old fashioned free will.

I always enjoy that gag. I don't mind being "tricked" into a trip to pixyland. Kinda like John Travolta at bathhouse.

Well done.

I'm pretty sure in the bad credit/debt thread theres instructions on how to make your own using an old flashlight. Just take the batteries out and fill it with tuna salad. Something like that. Get on it, Joe.

To be clear, I don't get the reference, but I am willing to bet that someone else could debate the opinion.

I don't know. Who?

That is probably highly-debatable.

Michael Sam hasn't even played 14 games yet. Can we really assess a player with less than 14 games under his belt?

It really is a very strong roster. Premier talent and depth at every position with the exception of quart....F@#$!!!

Where are we going to find an openly gay lineman with marginal NFL talent?

Que?

Yelp started in SF so the Bay Area is the most mature market for amateur food "experts". The best of the best have their own blogs which is the highest echelon of liking the smell of your own self-satisfied bull ****.

Thats been my experience. Complaints generally center around not receiving 3 Michelin star service while paying for $18 entrees. My favorite are the people who list their dining resumes and establish their credentials before stumbling their way through a review. "I've dined at Daniel, Per Se, and Le Bernadin, so take my word for it when I say that Chili's has the WORST general tsao's chicken that I have EVER had!!"

I use the site to find new places around town and its especially useful when you're traveling. Most people who frequent Yelp are savvy enough to identify the complete douchebags and appropriately discount one off experiences. Now if 10 more people have similar stories, then there might be an issue.

Lively topic for debate but while both were exemplary racksmen in their own right, comparing crickers from the pre wiggens era to those in the modern dug a bowl game is like taking a waz in the middle of the queue. The juiced wicket era ended with a whimper as rule changes to promote stickplay made the once willy six-over-ten as common as the 5 baggers in. While it is your right to swapfangle digit counts for the two chilly batsmen, it is an errand best left for hoity tossers and bloodywellright punters.

Rewatching the match with vigor and noticed that Kohli didn't even cross before being hornswaggled by the brilliant stickwork from Gilbert!! Talk about sticky wickets! Ashwin, that cheeky bugger he, didn't even have the presence of mind to endeavor a budgie or finagle a reverse-spelunker to at least make it easier for the new batter. Jadeja was rightly brassed off at that squidgy bit of hanky panky which played right into the mitts of the switch hitting side. If that had been dropped or cocked up which how, then there was an tasty run out at the bowler's end. Crucial mistake with 12 a-bong to go in third last quarter frame.

Mocking those that are less intelligent is just poor form. Its incumbent on us more enlightened posters to hold ourselves to a higher level of discourse as an example for the rest. Taking pot shots at Tom and the other dullards is unbecoming of a poster of your stature.

No-balls and wides from Guthi. Stodgy pudding. IND should punished more but Hadds is bowling strong with those wicked googlies cutting back twixt the pike and the batsmen nigh into the fox's trousers. Its left even the unflappable Dholi looking plum chuffed. Codswallop if you ask me.

Dude just ran a 7.8 40 yard and we're set at DE. Other than the fact that you've heard of him why should we have a Michael Sam thread every other week?

My biggest question is where is the sledging, guys?!?!?! I thought MiJo would be all around the Indian batsmen on the heels of his century against PAK but now it seems I'm off the parky trolley on that mash about. Tidy why you don't throw your wicket away knee deep in auntie's marmalade unless you're having a todgy wank at the circus. This pitch is harder to get in on than a toodle pip on a maypole. Smashing gobs of tod wobblers. High time for a walk about if there ever was.

AUS needs more charging down the track hitting sixes over point or its dogs bollocks for the down unders. Plan B may involve Watson or even having to bring a front line bowler back way earlier than stonking planned. If Watson can't get some breakthroughs on this pitch, its going to throw some spanners in the works. Chazwazzles all around. Forking waffle display of shabaddery.

Meanwhile on the other side of the pitchment, Hazlewood over Cummins selection might win Australia this game still. A reverse Philander for Abbott selection if you will. Dhoni may return to form yet and regain his usual brilliance but as of five a bong today hes still a right duffer.

Test match cricket is the pinnacle of sport. The abridged version is fine for the younger folks with the ADHD and the methamphetamine, but give me three days of 90 six-ball overs and stiff cup of yorkshire and I'll go arse over elbow with merriment.

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