Jauronimo

Is anyone else concerned about whether its permissible for El Pegual to be developing hotels AND having a say in Pearl Morthf@#$ing Harbor Center WHILE owning the Sabres AND allegedly the Bills?

His father in law owns it according to Scopes. The next day he was back begging people to stop calling his place of employment. It was pretty funny.

Scopes owns a van dealership. One day he posted his home phone number here as an open challenge. Taking all comers. I have a link to his wedding registry if you'd like to buy him a set of towels or something.

We don't let just anyone join the discussion here. At TBD you will find the finest minds on the internet discussing not just football, but any number of topics ranging from advanced moat theory, theoretical physics and variations in the gravitational constant, molecular gastronomy and pickle brine, the cure for various lifestyle CHOICES, and gun/dog control. Sharpen your pencil, because you're where the fleamoulds are.

You're so basic. Can you even? I bet you can't.

Immature. They don't hack it off like a butcher. They slice it all open like a turkey, turn it inside out and then shove that mutilated tube steak back up inside you or something to create a f@#$ hole. I believe next they take the sac to dress it all up to look like a proper gash, meat curtains and all. Then they give you back your balls as a car ornament you can hang from your rearview. Saw it on South Park.

A man whose index finger knows no limits. Picking your nose is for casuals. #49 tickles his frontal cortex.

Maybe you're just defective and the hundreds of meaningless such social interactions that normal people face every day aren't really something to be uneasy or uncomfortable about? Have you considered that?

Vow of silence.

The PAT is still a chip shot by NFL standards and the risk of a defensive score on the PAT remains low. I wonder if we really will see an appreciable increase in 2pt attempts. It will be interesting.

Careful, you'll go blind.

He single-handedly molded TRBJ into the man he is today.

I believe I stumbled across that by chance as well during a friendly disagreement with dog. Gugny !!

I don't know who you are or what you're talking about.

Marrone, Hackett, and Tuel; getting the band back together! Saint Doug is on a mission from God doG. Dog14787 to be specific. Thats the only reason anyone would sign Tuel.

You're just upset that 2% of the regulars in PPP absorb 99% of the insults.

Why? Because he caught one pass last year that went for 40 yards simply because he wasn't covered? You prefer a guy with 11 career receptions over three seasons and think he can be lethal based on what, exactly? Meanwhile Clay has actually seen the field and had some success yet you have NO faith he can get it done. The juxtaposition of those two statements boggles the mind. You thought Brad Smith should be given a shot at QB. You were also infatuated with Dickerson and Kaufmann and freaked out when they were cut. You predicted they'd be stars elsewhere. This isn't an isolated event. You're the guy who takes Austin Collie in the first round of his fantasy draft because hes a "sleeper". You'd pick 100 dark horses if given the opportunity and despite the heavy losses it would be worth it to you to call one right. I'll be kind and say you're a contrarian, but you need to come to terms with the fact that no one else on the planet shares your views on this topic (among others) and the implications thereof.

He loves marginal talent, despises big names, and if he had his way the Bills roster would be loaded with the Kaufmanns and Dorin Dickersons of the league. Hes that that guy who thinks the Beatles greatest hits are all trash and would love to tell you about that rare bootleg of Yoko defecating on a set of bongos while yodeling and how its really their greatest work.

Classic negotiation tactic. Start high to finish exactly where you intended all along. Example: Jauronimo: We are running a special where you can buy 10 widgets for just one easy payment of $9,999.99. Would you like to buy 100 widgets? Customer: No I would not, and f@#$ you in your f@#$ing @#$@ with a @#$% you dirty beerballing mother#@$%, you were born in your mothers @#$@#%, @#%@% you! Jauronimo: I understand money is tight and hear your concerns. Would you instead consider buying 1 widget for $900? Customer: Yes, that does sound like an amazing deal and I would be stupid not to take it. I am one smooth talking son of a b@#$! In this example the customer thinks they've won, but that was the outcome I was hoping for from the outset. Lets apply the same concept to Caveman's situation. Caveman: Honey, I'd love to name our first legitimate child Osama Bin Hitler. Its got spunk! Wife: I've never been happy. Caveman: It really rolls off the tongue! Wife: I am living a lie. Caveman: Plus its tough and unique. Wife: I think we need time apart. Caveman: Ok, how about Kyle Williams? Wife: Take me, Caveman. Take me now! In this scenario, not only did Caveman get the name he wanted but he also saved his sham of a marriage. Its really that easy! PM me if you'd like to earn $1,200 a week just by sitting on your couch.

Yes. Skills contest is best part of every professional all star game in my opinion. You can't play football at half speed and the risk is too great for these guys to play balls out. Play flag football on the beach or something in place of the game. I'd rather watch them play softball, basketball or even water polo instead than the farce which is the Pro Bowl.

That is a good question. I'll take the over. Cassel hasn't played a full season since 2010. He played 3 games last year, 9 games in each of the three preceding seasons but didn't start all 9. Cassel failed to defend his job from Ponder and a handful of other mediocre QBs. EJ has a legit shot to start 4.

Well boyst was stepped on by a jihadi cow strapped up with a ton of plastic explosive so I'm going to take the farmer's opinion.

I think we'll just agree to disagree on that point.

In that scenario, I imagine we cut EJ as soon as possible.

I haven't seen much of him either but I would say he compares more closely to David Garrard slightly past his prime but more affable.