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Somewhere Rex Ryan sheds a solitary tear. He never even got a chance to make Ragland drop back in HIS defense.

KC is getting the ball stuffed down their throats in the run game. Siemian looks really good when you don't ask him to pass.

Looks like you can run all over the Chiefs defense. This team lost to the Raiders a week ago.

Would you trade Peterman to the Broncos for two first rounds draft picks?

@RealAdamSchefter 2m Broncos DB Aqib Talib was seen on the sidelines trying to gouge out his OWN eyes rather than watch Trevor Siemian play one more series. Von Miller clarifies previous comments comparing Siemian to HOF QB Peyton Manning, explaining "they both really like chain pizza. That's all I was talking about."

I think it was Vince Lombardi or perhaps Gandhi that said "Football is a tough game for tough people and I hope that guy loses his leg at the f@#$ing knee!"

Tyreek Hill is auditioning for Trevor Siemian's job.

Not trying to steal Joesixpack's thunder here, but the rout may be on at this point.

Conventional wisdom says we root for the Broncos due to our tie breaker situation which has been royally screwed by winning these out of conference games against the NFC. However, a Chiefs victory bodes well for our comp pick situation and we are clearly playing for 2018 picks. Its basically a wash.

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This is the official MNF thread for football geniuses and tough guys. Kansas City hosts Denver in this AFC West grudge match. Key Storylines/Match-Ups: Special Olympian Jamaal Charles returns to Kansas City, the Paris of central Kansas, to face the team that dumped him after his 19th ACL tear. Alex Smiff vs. gravity in the passing game. Can Alex Smith continue to throw the forward pass at such a high rate or will he revert to the mean and be the bum we know he's capable of being? Gruden vs. correct pronunciation of Siemian. Will 7th graders all over the nation get some good laughs tonight? Andy Reid vs. Clock management.

Can you cite anything specific?

In what way was last year's draft a vast departure from Whaley's style?

Beane was an employee of the Carolina Panthers during the draft.

Read my lips: No New Trades!

I'm concerned.

You need to check out an LSU tailgate. I thought I knew what tailgating looked like until I saw an SEC tailgate.

This seems like an appropriate place. Does anyone know a shop in the WNY area that specializes in VCR repair?

Which trade involving Watkins? Draft day or this year?

Highly specious.

You don't fire your GM and let your draft board walk to another team before the draft.

A bacon of clarity. The bologna of truth. Wait, is Turbos from Charlotte?

Yep. We are wrong but we don't know why yet. Turbos will show us the error of our ways. The lesson will be hyper literal, pedantic, and somehow its going to involve Trent Dilfer. I can't wait.

I was a teenager at the time. Raider fan is still trash. Bills fans not as bad. You're not tough.

What the f@#$ was that? I don't mean Gruden's sheer idiocy, confusing the Broadstreet Bullies Flyers teams with Mike and Mike. I mean Cousins throwing that INT directly to Corey Graham who was 6 feet away from him absolutely alone?