I saw some guys deep fry a turkey in lot 4 a couple of years ago. Their steps.
1. Fill a pot with oil to the brim
2. Turn heat on as high as it goes
3. Slowly lower turkey into pot.
Note: Excess oil will overflow, drip down into the flame, and run all over the parking lot. This is perfectly normal. Do NOT be alarmed.
4. Cheer wildly
I didn't see the rest as I got the hell out of there, but I didn't see any burned out cars when I got back so I assume it worked out.