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I think the real question is, is this the stupidest question in history... 1:3 TD:INT ratio, with a 4:1 reception:interception ratio.... he’s probably a great guy, but he’s a ****ty NFL QB

And that whole trip went without a single shot of puss..... meanwhile, the ol’ super duty drew countless women, which I had to send home unhappy.... some because they were turned down, some because they over-estimated my game..,.

That’s the Zay Jones “FIGHTN4JESUS” edition jersey

I didn’t know that when you got a vasectomy that they literally took all shred of manhood.... even your vehicle choices and logic supporting them.... damn!!!

I like the play call, don’t really care for who they had downfield... regardless, D’s have been stacking the box against us and I think their “pushing the ball downfield” and “trickery” play calling is just another way to back defenses up, keep them honest, and kind of cover up liabilities

Thanks for all the kind words... Mrs. Cletus and I are so excited to bring another Bills fan into the tailgate! It’s clear he hates the Pats*... every time the Pats* play he craps! Hopefully you guys can meet Mr. Cael at a future tailgate in the not so distant future!!

Done

You didn’t have the required equipment... (backbone)

Getting an IUD inserted is NOT major, life threatening surgery......

Better off taking dance lessons.... you have a title now, and it’s “non-dancing SOB” hahahaha Speaking of which- Heitz, did you get the video I send you of AW in there mixing it up with you guys?

Think you can handle this one?

Well, extracting bull milk won’t get you into a platinum, lol.... He’s going to be so hyped up.... and then so let down.... just be sure to be there and give him a big hug when Eric looks at him as yells “who the !@#$ are you?”

Paul- I can bring my smoker if you’d like.

Excuse me?

Cletus for a prime/party EZ shoot out/Lon drive home spot.... if they exist... will bring lots of venison!!! Do we have the community grill this year???

I will be attending the TBDAHOT, but without Mrs. Cletus... Cletus JR. is making the voyage... Mrs. Cletus has to keep the 2 week old Cletus fed....

Do I have to park in the stadium lot so some people can feel like their trucks have power??

I needed to find out for myself.... it was true... this major surgery was a hysterectomy, not a vasectomy.... you $itch!

They always release a schedule of which players will be in the tent each day... well... until this year. I asked my ST account rep and she reached out to the media dept and they said that schedule is to be kept internal... so much for people like me going up... I would pick a specific day that someone awesome was in the tent and drive the kids up for the day... 6 hours round trip to gamble on the kids getting autographs of a decent player isn’t something I like to do...

Bristol

Jiminy...

Since it is post 2000, I would love to know what his wonderlic score is, a “friend” claims there is a huge correlation here...

Going to the game was easy.... getting kicked out and navigating our way back to the hotel was the scary part!!!

Just trying to see if I can break the internet....