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We’re not getting any help. If CHI or TEN holds on it will be a minor miracle. I hope this will light a fire under the team if they’re scoreboard watching before the game. No help is coming so they have to control their own fate.

At least double box it. The lack of a 2 window feed is insulting. Especially if you've paid for both channels.

If he was a Dolphin, even with Brain Flores, he'd be the bane of our existence. That's the most infuriating part of the McDermott years: our division can only be so mismanaged before the law of averages makes them competent. We've wasted the Jets terrible drafting, Miami's front office tomfoolery, and Belichick's sunsetting.

The gift I'm bringing for the white elephant this year

Edmunds-esque

If McD kneels it out, I want him fired

During the TNF game I noticed Edmunds is still getting the same credit for being tall that he did in Buffalo. Because you can work on that. He also got kudos for coming back from an injury. Not returning before expected, just that he recovered. I have to admit, Chicago certainly got $72 million worth of tall man who can heal eventually.

I knew something was fishy. He was bare. I knew it. That nudist couldn’t even keep pants on.

A more glass jaw Dawson Knox? We would have a revolving door of TEs on IR

Never thought I’d ever be nostalgic about the drought

I knew there would be a day when there was a thread about magic. My questions is: since a high percentage of this board seem to legitimately believe in a mystical evil that pervades our team, why has no one ever tried to hire a priest or Gandalf impersonator to exorcise the demon? Perhaps a polyjuice potion made from Ryan Fitzpatrick’s chest hair, scrapings from his wedding ring, and Rex Ryan’s Dr. Scholl’s insert? Can Tyrod burn sage in Highmark?

Much like the guy who yells “We’re all gonna die!” on a plane that’s going down, you’re totally unappreciated in your time.

The Patriots dynasty was built on made up disrespect (and cheating) and pretending to be the underdog. Cincinnati beat us twice on blatantly false narratives. Other teams use the bulletin board material game with great success like the Chiefs (i.e. Kelce’s “the Chiefs are done”). Why don’t we? The closest we’ve come was the emoji game against the Dolphins and it worked like a charm. Eagles fans are using a nothing burger to try and frame a disrespect narrative for the game tomorrow.

This game will never end.

If I was Boyle, I'd claim broken ankles. You can't hold your head up high after that

But Tua is so special and he gets the ball out fast and yadda yadda barf

Why roster Trevor Siemian?

How are you scared to tackle an oversized garden gnome?

Good job banking on Sauce's miraculous ability to not get flags. Remember that would have been a flag for any other team.

This one takes the cake

I'm furious! Only the news is allowed to fabricate reports.

I'm assuming Dorsey was the brain trust that thought it was a good idea to use Knox as a decoy, or one-handed blocker, or whatever the hell they thought they could do against professional defenses for multiple games instead of just putting him on IR and healing him up. I assume it was Dorsey because McD doesn't play injured players, especially when season's are on the line (i.e. holding out Hyde in Cincinatti last season, and everyone who was out monday night).