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transient

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  1. By awesome, do you mean awesome, awesome, or awesome? Just curious.
  2. Who then tears it up, leading the Bills (Ralph) to make an ill advised decision (edict) and start him in the playoffs, only to have his confidence shattered, which sends his career into a downward spiral from which he and the fans never recover. In 2015 the team relocates to a deserted island for the good of humanity, and instead of playing football they are turned into a reality TV show called "Survivor, Lord of the Flies." The show ends as Fitznoggin attempts to vanquish his nemesis, but every time he tries to crush the rookie QB's skull the rock is either intercepted or underthrown. Sorry, just adding a dash of reality...
  3. Guess you shouldn't have ignored the fact the screen was covering the fire when you decided to throw the jersey in spite of your 115 lb nancy-girl joke of an arm. YOU SUCK!!! BRING IN THE BLIND GUY WITH THE TEE-SHIRT CANNON THAT KNOCKED THE NACHOS OUT OF MY HAND AT THE SABRES GAME LAST SEASON!!!
  4. 1) Realignment with Bills, Browns, Jags, Chiefs, Raiders making up a JV division that plays a "pseudo-season" amongst themselves. At the end of the season, the GM of the division champion will select an all-star team comprised of the division's best players to be coached by the head coach of the division champion. This all-star team will play the lowest seeded wild card team in the NFL playoffs with the opportunity to advance in place of the wild card in the unlikely event that they win. This will give the long suffering fans of the "not quite ready for the NFL" teams something to cheer for after the regular season ends. Assignment to this JV division will be on a rotating basis just in case one of the JV teams starts to dominate the division too much and a varsity NFL team starts to suck too much. 2) Eliminate the **Patriot specific exceptions from the rule book 3) Banish all of Buddy Ryan's kin from the league while lobbying world leaders to expand this ban to include the planet. I would include Ndamukong Suh in this exile, but I fear getting kicked in the balls before he's actually launched into space.
  5. Pardon me, but I think you still have some of *Belichick's gravy on your chin.
  6. Live just west of "the D," so seen my share of Lions football. No one player to blame, just sloppy, undisciplined football team wide.
  7. Are you suggesting that DJ is stealing his fish or haunting his feet?
  8. And there's no new 3/4 white collar on the jersey.
  9. What were the odds of the D picking anyone up yesterday? The only chance of winning that game at that point was not to turn the ball over, which Fitz did right on cue. Fitz and that D deserve each other. It's not mutually exclusive. They both suck, and they both need fixing. TJax is not going to save this season, however pulling Fitz is at least a sign the team is acknowledging that the 2nd string at best QB as your starter **** may coming to an end this season. I suspect the recent run heavy approach is already a harbinger of Fitz's last days.
  10. Regardless of the ancillary math, the fact of the matter is 2 points with the first TD would have tied the effin game regardless of what happens after. Tied the game! To not take the chance because you might not make it and be down by 2 instead of 1 is a loser's mentality!
  11. Hi guys, my name is transient and I am 21 days clean (shows coins with 21 days). I used to be a Fitz-alholic, but I manged to break my addiction for good during the Patriots game when yet another horribly underthrown ball that should have gone to TJ for 6 was picked. I'm hoping the Bills organization can help keep me on the straight and narrow by bringing in a real QB in the offseason so that the temptation for relapse is gone. I've been down that road too many times, and it only leads to heartache and dispair. Thanks for your support.
  12. They're ground up and in the freezer?
  13. Maybe "no one is digging the quotes" because they don't actually represent a quote. See, there, how it's done. They're not interpretation marks.
  14. I hated Flutie. He was a self promoting douche whose antics resulted in the locker room choosing sides and perpetuated the inevitable divide it caused. He took credit for success that was predominantly due to a relentless defense, and threw the team under the bus for his failures. The Jets with Belichik as DC drew up the blueprint of how to stop him during a Monday night game, don't pressure him and take away the short and intermediate routes, and the "magic" was gone. He was never going to win us a Super Bowl, and the bull **** controversy led to taking too long to figure out Johnson wasn't either. We wasted the seasons with a SB caliber defense because of it.
  15. The last part of the policy statement about maintaining the integrity of the NFL is a farce, as it has more to do with Vegas and oddsmakers than anything.
  16. "Someone wanna get little miss B word-breasts here a sports bra? And while you're at it, rustle up some midol. Apparently her little girl vagina hurts as well."
  17. Great. If you get good enough internet service under your bridge maybe you can start a Fred Jackson forum and litter it with your profound football insight.
  18. http://www.nfl.com/player/leonardlarramore/2501698/profile http://www.ic.nc.gov/ncic/pages/court/576078.htm Looks like he may have made the active roster for a game in '94 but didn't play, and then injured himself in training camp in '95 with the Panthers and didn't make the team.
  19. If I can fly around the equator fast enough against the earth's rotation I just might be able to fix this...
  20. Just trying to state, IN JEST, that 9 years is a long time to complete high school, and that you would be approximately 23 years old playing against teenagers.
  21. Are you suggesting that if people realized "Tank" is actually Ricky Carder Jr they wouldn't mind so much that Ricky is now a Brown.
  22. Kudos on the persistence. Bet you were a man among boys by the end... literally.
  23. http://www.usda.gov/oig/webdocs/BadNewzKennels.pdf Just skimmed this. It's the USDA's investigation. In reference to your above quote, it appears they were his own family's pets. For those who believe he paid his debt to society, he served time for one count of "Conspiracy to Travel in Interstate Commerce in Aid of Unlawful Activities and to Sponsor a Dog in an Animal Fight Venture" under federal law. Had he been charged and convicted in a Virginia court for animal cruelty, for which the law states: "In Virginia, a first offense that does not result in the death of an animal is a Class 1 misdemeanor, which carries a sentence of twelve months or less and a fine of up to $2500 or both. A person committing a second offense, or if the animal dies as a result of the first offense, is guilty of a Class 6 felony, punishable by up to five years in prison or, in the alternative, a prison sentence of less than a year or a maximum fine of $2500 or both. In addition, the owner of a dog or cat injured or killed as a result of cruelty is entitled to a damage award for the value of the animal or the damage done." this could have resulted in over 65 years in prison if he was prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law (witnessed involvement in over 20 dog fights, and nine "executions"). Personally, I think 18 months and a $5000 fine is a travesty.
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