Wacka

I had to work my way through college. There is no way I could have had the time for this crap. Want to bet they mandate what to teach.

This is not a joke as far as I could tell. Here is an interesting paragraph(bold mine): The Obama Administration will call on Americans to serve in order to meet the nation’s challenges. President-Elect Obama will expand national service programs like AmeriCorps and Peace Corps and will create a new Classroom Corps to help teachers in underserved schools, as well as a new Health Corps, Clean Energy Corps, and Veterans Corps. Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by developing a plan to require 50 hours of community service in middle school and high school and 100 hours of community service in college every year. Obama will encourage retiring Americans to serve by improving programs available for individuals over age 55, while at the same time promoting youth programs such as Youth Build and Head Start.

Down from 3.33 about 3 weeks ago to 2.47 yesterday.

South Park tackled the election less than 24 hours after it ended. Stan marsh was drunk partying in the street, the McCain supporters were getting ready in their bunkers, Ike jumped off the ledge (he was only 4 feet off te snow)- He was a McCain supporter. Cartman was stealing the TVs from the houses of the Obama supporters that were in the streets and selling them to McCain supporters that kicked their screens in . Meanwhile, McCain, Palin, Obama. Michelle, Bono, and some other people I don't know were plotting to steal the Hope Diamond (a parody of Oceans 11). Obama asked to see the Oval office so he could access the secret escape tunnel that also ran under the Smithsonian and break into the vault. Michele wsa just pretending to be married to Obama for the plot they have been planning for the last ten years. After stealing the diamond, dummies of them were blown up in a plane and they were recorded as deceased. They took off for Tahiti with their $. The mastermind of the whole plot? -Ike! I liked the episode.

Why doesn't Rahm pay?? Meet the new boss Same as the old boss

What did they have duct tape on the plane for?

Further driving down the recycled paper market.

Be careful what you wish for...

And being across the country, you don't know Stojan about what is going on out here.

She doesn't feel anything, she's been dead for about 15 years or so.

Vijay Singh is from Fiji

Finally saw that and had heard it on the radio this AM. Everybody who saw that had to think "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi...."

They are excited because America is going to be a wimpy nation again like it was under Bubba.

JA, There IS a loophole that some have been using. It is in another law or regulation. This closes that loophole. Again, do you live in California???? I forgot , were you one of those who live in the east, but know for a fact that we don't have a humongous illegal alien problem?

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too. Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chima and have a son in law named jeff. Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow. Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B. Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their Nena's and their Neno's........ Nano Nano Nena Nono! Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown cause don't it make my brown eyes blue..... And before you get your panties in a bunch, this is sung by Cheech Marin

Ran out of TP, so put mine to good use after I read it.

He better have free booze and a band too.

How do you know his grades. I thought he had them sealed, like his birth certificate, thesis and tried to do with the minutes of the meetings of the foundation he was on.

Franken is as dumb as a box of rocks and looks it. He walked about 10 feet from me while I was waiting for a client in Sacramento about 2 years ago. He was on tour around the corner with his "radio" show.

I worked down in the Financial district in SF today (across from the Transamerica Pyramid). I didn't see any happy faces today. I did see the results after the market closed (their day ends about 1:30 here). Didn't surprise me in the least. I was just surprised it wasn't larger. At least I had a good lunch in Chinatown.

The previous vote was for a measure (law). The court invalidated it, and then gays ran to get married. This time, it was a Constitutional Amendment. As far as I know, that can't be overturned. Proposition 8was reworded by Ex-Governor and Mayor of Oakland Moonbeam (now the Attorney General) a few weeks ago to be against the "rights" of gays to be married. Previously, when it got all the signatures, it simply stated that the definition of marriage is between a man and a woman. There is a loophole. The schools have to teach about marriage and that included gay marriage. by defining marriage, they can't teach gay marriage to kindregardeners or 1st graders. There have been reports of some schools having kids (even 1st graders) sign some sort of pledge without it being sent to the parents first. The No on 8 people who were asking us all to be tolerant were not tolerant at all. Massive numbers of Yes on 8 signs were destroyed. Near me a guy stapled up his McCain/Palin, Yes on 8, and local signs about 10 feet up his palm trees to protect them. Someone either used a ladder or something else to destroy his Yes on 8 sign, while leaving the others alone. In Modesto, some guys from a church were putting up signs. A bunch of goons beat them up and stole the signs (about 100). Also the notification for abortion- Your kid cannot get an aspirin or a vitamin at school without you being notified, but she can go and get an abortion without you knowing about it.

CNN jumped the shark in 1992. It is going to be renamed ONN.

When there's a planned motorcade, they weld the manholes shut.

I've always loved Big Brother. You didn't see the dregs I saw voting when I was in downtown Oakland. I bet 90% had never voted before, ad where paid to out of all those hundreds of millions that Obama illegally raised.