When I was in college I drunkenly sleptwalked into a friend's room and started peeing on his chair. It was a nice chair. He woke up and made a startled noise, which must have woken me up. He asked "Dude, are you peeing in my chair?" I replied "Yes" and went back to bed.
Several people did mention walking around to the other less crowded gates and / or heading to the seats earlier, which seemed to be the solution that worked for most.
I've been wondering for a long time why this dude is on regular rotation on WGR. It's annoying, outdated, and the same 3 !@#$ing things over and over and over and over infinity.
There was a play that broke down where he scrambled and was about to go out of bounds, then realized, "keep the clock running" and went down in bounds, that was very impressive to me.
Looked to me like Morris just thought it was annoying / childish. If he really thought it was intentional kick to the head I think he'd be a lot more pissed.