Ridgewaycynic2013

A couple of hypothetical responses / reactions from Mr. Wilson: "Third uniform?! Do they think I am made of money? Fine, but players are responsible for washing them." "FLY?! There's no reason we can't rent a couple of Cottrell's school buses for Cleveland, Pittsburgh, the New Jersey teams, and Philly. Check the train schedules for Boston." We greatly exaggerate his thriftiness for a laugh. How many of the clowns owning teams now would you trust with the Bills?

NOT SO FAST, MR. MGK!

Final: Giants 2 Jets 0 Schoen and Daboll accept the Lombardi Trophy, are called into Giants front office the next day and are fired. Jets GM Mougey and HC Glenn are given multiple year guaranteed extensions to their contracts, and set records for their compensation packages. Yay Woody!

I know the parting with Baker Mayfield wasn't on the best of terms, but the Browns are doing their damnedest to squash the kid's groundskeeper gig. 🤨

Fascinating. The resemblance is most uncanny. 🖖🏽

Some guys will do anything to get away from 'Lunch Lady Gettleman'. * If it was the Bills he was going to, Beane would already be drawing up the extension...😇😁

Deer zir, Did day men-shun me by name?! Yurz droo-lee, Mar-DEE BOO-rahn

The NHL is just softening us up with this show of bush league management, in preparation for awarding one of the new franchises to Atlanta. 😁

Gugny seems slow to note the annual happiness of 'Bobby Bonilla Day', so I will just mention it here. 😁 * https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/45590991/bobby-bonilla-day-2025-new-york-mets-pay-million-every-july-1

Brown goes to a creative writing workshop for a week, to come up with pithy phrases to use during broadcasts. 😁

Hats off to the regional OTBs for finding cushy directors positions, once a politician has worn out their welcome with the public. 🤨

It's almost a shame that Tammy Faye Bakker went on to her eternal reward a few years back. Her tearful entreaties on behalf of the good people of Atlanta might just have brought a well deserved third NHL franchise to the city. 🙄🤨

HOUSE always seems to liven up the joint. 😁 * I am curious as to where Saxum (Limeaid) has been. Hasn't been seen here since November. I vaguely remember he had some health issues prior to that.

I was wondering where you had gotten to. 🤔

>>> "OK, Mr. Adams. Read the third line down on the eye chart." <<< "Read it?! I just drafted him!"