Fezmid Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Voldemort offs Harry's parents. Everybody's afraid of Voldemort. Harry fights Voldemort. Add in numerous charming characters, interesting monsters, and stir thoroughly. Serves millions. The End. In honor of Cincy's post, let's play a game. I'll post the name of a movie, and the next poster boils it down to a few sentences and then names another movie for the next poster. I'll throw out a softball first: Titanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 In honor of Cincy's post, let's play a game. I'll post the name of a movie, and the next poster boils it down to a few sentences and then names another movie for the next poster. I'll throw out a softball first: Titanic. Leonardo DeCrapio is a douchebag Kate Winslett gets naked Awful script The boat sinks Next up: Lord of the Rings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Leonardo DeCrapio is a douchebagKate Winslett gets naked Awful script The boat sinks Next up: Lord of the Rings Midgets get magic ring It takes 3 movies for the midgets to get where they're going Lots of fighting in between Midgets destroy ring, rid their world of an evil. Next: The Star Wars prequels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Midgets get magic ringIt takes 3 movies for the midgets to get where they're going Lots of fighting in between Midgets destroy ring, rid their world of an evil. Next: The Star Wars prequels. George Lucas loses his mind. Next: The Usual Suspects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Midgets get magic ringIt takes 3 movies for the midgets to get where they're going Lots of fighting in between Midgets destroy ring, rid their world of an evil. Next: The Star Wars prequels. Teenage Cougar robs the cradle Bad actor becomes bad dude Teenage cougar dies Next: Daddy Day Care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 George Lucas loses his mind. Next: The Usual Suspects. Chazz Palminteri is gullible Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze Next Up: Monty Python and The Holy Grail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted October 24, 2009 Author Share Posted October 24, 2009 Chazz Palminteri is gullibleKevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze Next Up: Monty Python and The Holy Grail A group of guys wander the countryside, looking for something that doesn't exist. Along the way, they run into various humorous situations. Next Up: Fight Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 A group of guys wander the countryside, looking for something that doesn't exist. Along the way, they run into various humorous situations. Next Up: Fight Club Edward Norton literally kicks his own butt Brad Pitt takes his shirt off so women can drool Underground UFC...........wow Next up: Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Next Up: Fight Club The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Edward Norton literally kicks his own buttBrad Pitt takes his shirt off so women can drool Underground UFC...........wow Next up: Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Special Effects, Robots, Explosions, and bad script oh my! Next Up: Millers Crossing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Special Effects, Robots, Explosions, and bad script oh my! Next Up: Millers Crossing A scientologist portrays a Jew. Next up: March of the Penguins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 A scientologist portrays a Jew. Next up: March of the Penguins Birds lay eggs Male birds freeze their asses off Female Birds go shopping and eating Next Up: Daddy Day Care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 A scientologist portrays a Jew. Next up: March of the Penguins Penguins are people, too! (!@#$ing ice rats). Next up: A Fish Called Wanda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Penguins are people, too! (!@#$ing ice rats). Next up: A Fish Called Wanda. Something about jewel thieves. Cleese at the top of his game. Palin kills many dogs. Don't call Kline stupid. Many many laughs. Oh, and Jamie Lee still looked decent. Next up: A Few Good Men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Something about jewel thieves.Cleese at the top of his game. Palin kills many dogs. Don't call Kline stupid. Many many laughs. Oh, and Jamie Lee still looked decent. Next up: A Few Good Men We need an Army General on some wall. The Army General orders a guy to get beat up. They got to trial. We can't handle the truth. Next up: Alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 We need an Army General on some wall.The Army General orders a guy to get beat up. They got to trial. We can't handle the truth. Next up: Alien drooling space monster Sigourney weaver nipplage Monster has bad breath next up Mary Poppins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 We need an Army GeneralMarine Colonel on some wall.The Army General Marine Colonelorders a guy to get beat up. They got to trial. We can't handle the truth. Corrected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Birds lay eggsMale birds freeze their asses off Female Birds go shopping and eating Next Up: Daddy Day Care Movie gets released Everyone hates it One dude says its great Up next: Men in Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Movie gets releasedEveryone hates it One dude says its great Up next: Men in Black The Fresh Prince battles aliens while, unusually, Linda Fiorentino doesn't take off her clothes. Next: Driving Miss Daisy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Corrected Damn technicalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 The Fresh Prince battles aliens while, unusually, Linda Fiorentino doesn't take off her clothes. Next: Driving Miss Daisy. I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but let's face it, the camera is not friendly to them ain't no way I'm seeing that Next: War of the Worlds Tom Cruise version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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