/dev/null Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Most of you are probably aware of the Chuck Norris facts website, which lists all the facts about Chuck Norris We need to start compiling a similar list of Chroise® Facts, such as... Hamden invented the Konami code so his friends could keep up with him in two player Contra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Hamdan doesn't throw passes into the endzone. The endzone moves to wherever his pass goes. Hamdan was blitzed once. The blizter was smited and has never played again. Hamdan left NFL Europe. The league folded. Coincidence, I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Google understands the power of the chroise. When searching, TSW is the first topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 When Hamdan does pushups at OTA's he is actually pushing the world down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 The Chroise does not pay attention to the game clock.. The Chroise decides how much time is left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I'm liking this thread... The chroise has yet to throw a pass for fear that it would circle the world and reverse time (it happened once in college and boy what a mess THAT turned out to be!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaroni Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Hamdan can make Chuck Norris cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 The Chroise mastered football in his senior year of high school, a few years later he chose to stand on the sidelines of an NFL team, rather than reveal his powers and close the Tom Brady*/Joe Montana debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Hamdan's poop is used as currency in Argentina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 The Chroise mastered football in his senior year of high school, a few years later he chose to stand on the sidelines of an NFL team, rather than reveal his powers and close the Tom Brady*/Joe Montana debate. A pretty face is the most powerful thing to emerge in the last 30 years. He uses his wisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Long ago, the Earth's rotation actually began when The Chroise decided to run in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Quint Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Hamdan's poop is used as currency in Argentina. He asked me once if I wanted to get a drink. He drove me to a parking lot and we sat there for 4 months until, sure enough, somebody constructed a bar around us. We took a shot, and Chroise burnt the place to the ground. Over the roar of the flames you could hear him say, "Always leave things the way you found them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Moses Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 The Chroise is more interesting than that Dos Equis "most interesting man in the world" guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 The Chroise is more interesting than that Dos Equis "most interesting man in the world" guy. "Stay thirsty my friends." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.EvansHands Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 The Chroise tears cure cancer, but then, The Chroise never cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladiebla Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Bruised one ankle and broke his other ankle on the first play of the 2006 game against the Hamburg Seadevils, had his ankles taped in and returned on the field after just 2 downs; winning the game and posting a 109.5 QB rating to boost. Note this is a true fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 When the Chroisen One stops at a roadside diner and requests a side order of toast even though it is not on the menu--he gets a side order of toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 Hamden actually fumbled once. The shockwave triggered a tsunami on the other side of the planet and killed 200,000 people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizell Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 ROFL @ this thread. pure awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I just remembered these: When Chroise calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. Chroise once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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