eball Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 No worst movie list is complete without "Be Kind, Rewind" starring Jack Black and Danny Glover. Absolute dog crap. The first and only time I've seriously considered getting up and walking out of the theater, but I kept holding out some glimmer of hope. Bad decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 No worst movie list is complete without "Be Kind, Rewind" starring Jack Black and Danny Glover. Absolute dog crap. The first and only time I've seriously considered getting up and walking out of the theater, but I kept holding out some glimmer of hope. Bad decision. Odd...Jack Black is usually pretty funny (YEAR ONE DID NOT HAPPEN!!), and Danny Glover's one of my fave actors. But, I'll trust your word and avoid it. Like I said, Year One is probably the worst JB film ever. Not funny, badly acted, badly written. Decent cast+executed poorly=TERRIBLE movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 You have to pull Striptease off that list for artistic reasons alone. Complete and udder BS that it's on there. I actually kinda liked The Postman. Worst ever all time movie? Joe vs. the Volcano I liked the Postman as well. I liked Waterworld up until the oil tanker got involved and I liked Battlefield Earth and the Postman. Bad list if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I liked the Postman as well. I liked Waterworld up until the oil tanker got involved and I liked Battlefield Earth and the Postman. Bad list if you ask me. I loved Battlefield Earth. One of the funniest movies I've seen in my life. Just something mesmerizing about the awful dialogue, and Joh Travolta doing the worst acting of his entire career, which is really saying something. And how can you not burst into laughter over the hilariously unimpressive special effects? It is one of the most entertaining films I've seen in a while. Battlefield Earth is not "so bad it's good". It's so bad...It's a wonderful, wonderful masterpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I loved Battlefield Earth. One of the funniest movies I've seen in my life. Just something mesmerizing about the awful dialogue, and Joh Travolta doing the worst acting of his entire career, which is really saying something. And how can you not burst into laughter over the hilariously unimpressive special effects? It is one of the most entertaining films I've seen in a while. Battlefield Earth is not "so bad it's good". It's so bad...It's a wonderful, wonderful masterpiece. Yes it was like a Klingon version of Spaceballs. Humans love rat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Yes it was like a Klingon version of Spaceballs. Humans love rat! MAN ANIMALS CAN'T FLY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Our Idiot Brother was brutal. I didn't want to see that movie in the first place, but unfortunately I got out-voted by my friends that night. I made everyone walk out on that piece of dog crap not even 20 minutes in. Everyone thanked me for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Our Idiot Brother was brutal. I didn't want to see that movie in the first place, but unfortunately I got out-voted by my friends that night. I made everyone walk out on that piece of dog crap not even 20 minutes in. Everyone thanked me for that. It actually wasn't so bad if you had stuck it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 It actually wasn't so bad if you had stuck it out. Really? Maybe I'll catch it on directv one day. I'll let you know how I like it. BTW, I hold you responsible if the movie still sucks. Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 20 pages and no mention of Batman & Robin? Wow. People have really short memories....Or you just like bat-nipples. Saw The Roommate today...I'm not gonna say WORST I've ever seen...But DEFINITLEY up there. Terrible acting, no scares whatsoever, (Or even chills) stupid characters. Big Fat Waste of Time. Bad Teacher should also be here. GOD is that movie terrible! It makes Cameron Diaz look bad and it makes Jason Segal look even WORSE! I didn;t even pay for it and I want my hour and a half back. I did not laugh ONCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Am I the only one who actually enjoyed Battlefield Earth? Apparently not. Here we go w/ this topic again. I'll stick by my usuals here: Batman and Robin Nothing But Trouble Snow Falling On Cedars The Talented Mr Ripley these are some of the worst atrocities disguised as films I've ever seen. See Selmon, someone did mention it. Sometimes you have to read every page of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelmonSmith6378 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) -Meet the Spartans -Epic Movie -Disaster Movie -Daredevil -It -Lawnmower Man Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie and Disaster Movie were some of the worst all time, and definitley the worst comedies. Not at all funny, or clever, just unbelievebly stupid. Seltzer and Friedberg are the worst thing to happen to filmmaking since Uwe Boll. However Daredevil was a fantastic comic book movie, and definitley one of the best comic book movies I've seen. MCD was fantastic as the Kingpin, the script was great for a superhero film, and Affleck was okay as Daredevil. I loved it, and I accept full responsibility for the bashing that my opinion will cause.Never seen It or Lawnmower man. I already added some, but here are some more. The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl North Paranormal Activity Transformers 2 Red Riding Hood. Edited May 16, 2012 by SelmonSmith6378 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Really? Maybe I'll catch it on directv one day. I'll let you know how I like it. BTW, I hold you responsible if the movie still sucks. Lol! Fair enough! I mean, I'm a paul rudd fan so I have more patience than most probably, but I found it to be funny once it hit its stride. It's by no means an excellent movie, but not the worst imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Fair enough! I mean, I'm a paul rudd fan so I have more patience than most probably, but I found it to be funny once it hit its stride. It's by no means an excellent movie, but not the worst imo. I used to be a much bigger Paul Rudd fan, and he still seems like a cool guy. I've come to think of him, though, as something of a one trick pony. Can he pull off anything besides some combination of naive/affable/flustered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) I used to be a much bigger Paul Rudd fan, and he still seems like a cool guy. I've come to think of him, though, as something of a one trick pony. Can he pull off anything besides some combination of naive/affable/flustered? Does he have to? Edited May 16, 2012 by tgreg99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Does he have to? Fair enough, but I appreciate versatility. The one non-comedic role I've seen him in is Nick Carraway (from Gatsby) and it was wholly uninspired. You can't say he's bad at what he does, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Fair enough, but I appreciate versatility. The one non-comedic role I've seen him in is Nick Carraway (from Gatsby) and it was wholly uninspired. You can't say he's bad at what he does, that's for sure. I don't disagree -- but I think he's going to have a very different, and still successful, career once he hits his 50s and starts looking more his age. Though the movie wasn't the best, the most recent James L Brooks flick he did he showed a bit more range. And I'd say he exhibited some good range in Knocked Up. But again, I'm biased. I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 If you want to see Rudd with a bit more range, check out Diggers. Can't say it's a HUGE departure for him, but definitely required more range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Look, I never said HTD was a good movie. I just thought it was a funny movie, with an interesting albeit different concept. It's a bad movie, but I enjoyed it. Other bad movies I enjoyed include The Phantom, Legion and Dragonball: Evolution. Surely you have some guilty pleasures as well. Nope. I only like good movies. It helps that I define "good movie" as "movie I like." So yeah...Hudson Hawk was a good movie. "Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July!" The rest of the world is just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Nope. I only like good movies. It helps that I define "good movie" as "movie I like." So yeah...Hudson Hawk was a good movie. "Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July!" The rest of the world is just wrong. If loving Hudson Hawk is wrong, I don't wanna be right. (3 minutes 55 seconds) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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