C.Biscuit97 Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 Steely Dan said: justnzane blew chunks* the last time he got drunk. *Chunks is the name of his dog. Steely Dan's richard is so small that he pees on his balls.
BuffaloBill Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 C.Biscuit97 said: Steely Dan's richard is so small that he pees on his balls. C.Biscuit has been having an affair with Cornelius Bennett since 1997. He attempts to keep this little known fact in the closet by claiming he is a ladies man.
thebug Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 BuffaloBill said: C.Biscuit has been having an affair with Cornelius Bennett since 1997. He attempts to keep this little known fact in the closet by claiming he is a ladies man. BuffaloBill is actually BuffaloJill.
Steely Dan Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 thebug said: BuffaloBill is actually BuffaloJill. thebug is Gonorrhea.
WellDressed Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 justnzane said: Mr. Fancy pants hangs out in gay bathhouses in San Francisco with Richard Simmons, while listening to "It's raining men" on his I-pod. Come on man, I have standards to uphold. If I were gay, and hung out in a wiener steamer, I'd be found with George Michael.
EndZoneCrew Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 Mr. Fancy Pants said: Come on man, I have standards to uphold. If I were gay, and hung out in a wiener steamer, I'd be found with George Michael. Mr. Fancy Pants thought "it", "moved" during a recent colonoscopy from his very openly gay proctologist.
KD in CA Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 EndZoneCrew said: Mr. Fancy Pants thought "it", "moved" during a recent colonoscopy from his very openly gay proctologist. EZC has seats on the 20 yard line.
BuffaloBill Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 KD in CT said: EZC has seats on the 20 yard line. KD actually lives in NJ where he is alo under house arrest for having stalked K.D. Lang (the person he stole his identity from).
WellDressed Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 BuffaloBill said: KD actually lives in NJ where he is alo under house arrest for having stalked K.D. Lang (the person he stole his identity from). Buffalo Bill was approached by Mr. Beast Mode to fill his job opening as a body guard, but Lynch caught him in a bar sipping a Thermos full of imitation strawberry flavored Quick. while rolling his own filtered cigarettes.
/dev/null Posted March 5, 2009 Author Posted March 5, 2009 Mr. Fancy Pants said: Buffalo Bill was approached by Mr. Beast Mode to fill his job opening as a body guard, but Lynch caught him in a bar sipping a Thermos full of imitation strawberry flavored Quick. while rolling his own filtered cigarettes. Mr Fancy pants is so fat when he jacks off it qualifies as a threesome
Steely Dan Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 /dev/null said: Mr Fancy pants is so fat when he jacks off it qualifies as a threesome Dev broke his neck trying to give himself a BJ.
BuffaloBill Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 Steely Dan said: Dev broke his neck trying to give himself a BJ. Steely selected the name Steely as he can't get hardened with hot women, viagara or when browsing his vast porn collection.
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 BuffaloBill said: Steely selected the name Steely as he can't get hardened with hot women, viagara or when browsing his vast porn collection. BuffaloBill is just who he says he is...Buffalo Bill...you know, the serial killer wannabe transexual in Silence of the Lambs.
justnzane Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 SageAgainstTheMachine said: BuffaloBill is just who he says he is...Buffalo Bill...you know, the serial killer wannabe transexual in Silence of the Lambs. SageAgainstTheMachine worships a band that worships Che Guavara. Therefore, SATM is a commie jew rat bastard.
EndZoneCrew Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 SageAgainstTheMachine said: BuffaloBill is just who he says he is...Buffalo Bill...you know, the serial killer wannabe transexual in Silence of the Lambs. SageAgainstTheMachine loves tossing his own salad to re-runs of The Golden Girls on mute with "Yanni Live" playing in the background.
Cugalabanza Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 EndZoneCrew isn't actually part of a crew. He's just some guy who goes to games and happens to sit in the end zone. There's another guy there who regularly collects "dues" for "membership" in the "crew", but in reality he is just bullying the poor bastard and taking his money.
tennesseeboy Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 gringo starr said: EndZoneCrew isn't actually part of a crew. He's just some guy who goes to games and happens to sit in the end zone. There's another guy there who regularly collects "dues" for "membership" in the "crew", but in reality he is just bullying the poor bastard and taking his money. graul grohn and grorge always thought gringo was a little slow.
buckeyemike Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 tennesseeboy said: graul grohn and grorge always thought gringo was a little slow. That is really tennesseeboy in his avatar.
Bullpen Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 buckeyemike said: That is really tennesseeboy in his avatar. When the girl scouts came door-to-door selling cookies, Suckeye Mike slugged one to the girls in the gut, took her cookies and slammed the door! That's the kinda guy we're dealin with here folks... yep, slugged a 10 year old girl in the belly. c'mon beerball, here's your chance... come and get me you gruesome sunuvabitch!
Wooderson Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 Bullpen said: When the girl scouts came door-to-door selling cookies, Suckeye Mike slugged one to the girls in the gut, took her cookies and slammed the door! That's the kinda guy we're dealin with here folks... yep, slugged a 10 year old girl in the belly. c'mon beerball, here's your chance... come and get me you gruesome sunuvabitch! Bullpen was recently seen guzzling "yogurt" in the passenger seat of a car worth more than all of our houses...the known alias of the driver is "Skooby". When asked about the awkward situation, Bullpen replied, "I just wanted some inside information!"
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