Cugalabanza Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 When Bullpen had to go door to door to notify his neighbors of his being a registered sex offender, he did it dressed up as a girl scout selling cookies because that's the kind of thing that turns him on, the sick bastard. Well, one of the neighbors apparently smelled a rat, so he roughed him up a little. Punched him in the stomach, took his Hannah Montana backpack, etc… Bullpen is still very rattled and quite delusional about the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 When Bullpen had to go door to door to notify his neighbors of his being a registered sex offender, he did it dressed up as a girl scout selling cookies because that's the kind of thing that turns him on, the sick bastard. Well, one of the neighbors apparently smelled a rat, so he roughed him up a little. Punched him in the stomach, took his Hannah Montana backpack, etc… Bullpen is still very rattled and quite delusional about the whole thing. gringo star is really Simon in drag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I've heard erynthered shaves his junk to make it look bigger, otherwise it looks like a baby bird in a nest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movinon Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I've heard erynthered shaves his junk to make it look bigger, otherwise it looks like a baby bird in a nest. PastaJoe likes baby birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Movinon likes to wack off to pictures of Bea Arthur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 b.harami98's middle name is Hussain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 b.harami98's middle name is Hussain. PastaJoe's dog's breath always smells like peanut butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 PastaJoe's dog's breath always smells like peanut butter. Finkle likes the laces in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Finkle likes the laces in. erynthered sings "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got Love in My Tummy" at funerals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Erynthered likes to host tea parties in his room with his stuffed animals. They always start off with mildly devilish gossip about the other stuffed animals who were not invited. (Erynthered does different little voices for all the guests.) Then, inevitably, Erynthered becomes more and more upset as he begins to perceive that his guests are not treating him with the proper level of respect befitting a tea party host of his sophistication and finer sensibilities. Finally, he busts up the party by smashing everything, flipping the table over and demanding that everybody get out immediately! Then he sobs quietly on his bed, feeling lonely and hurt, for a couple hours before eventually logging on to TSW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Erynthered likes to host tea parties in his room with his stuffed animals. They always start off with mildly devilish gossip about the other stuffed animals who were not invited. (Erynthered does different little voices for all the guests.) Then, inevitably, Erynthered becomes more and more upset as he begins to perceive that his guests are not treating him with the proper level of respect befitting a tea party host of his sophistication and finer sensibilities. Finally, he busts up the party by smashing everything, flipping the table over and demanding that everybody get out immediately! Then he sobs quietly on his bed, feeling lonely and hurt, for a couple hours before eventually logging on to TSW. gringo starr had to check himself into the hospital to have a light bulb removed from his you-know-where...when doctors inquired about the accident, gringo only replied with "I was feeling frisky". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 gringo starr had to check himself into the hospital to have a light bulb removed from his you-know-where...when doctors inquired about the accident, gringo only replied with "I was feeling frisky". The reason why Sage ATM knows this tidbit is that he was the one that inserted the lightbulb in Gringo's . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Steely selected the name Steely as he can't get hardened with hot women, viagara or when browsing his vast porn collection. These are supposed to be "unfounded" gringo starr had to check himself into the hospital to have a light bulb removed from his you-know-where...when doctors inquired about the accident, gringo only replied with "I was feeling frisky". Sage is the one who "screwed" it in for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 It was a one in a million shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 It was a one in a million shot! As for a one in a million shot gringo's had about 200 out of a million shots. They have a room in the ER ready for him every Friday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 erynthered sings "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got Love in My Tummy" at funerals. Stuckincincy is old and doesn't understand our modern ways. He refers to toast as "twice-cooked bread." Occasionally he rambles on about how it used to be delivered freshly twice-cooked every morning right to his front step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 b.harami98's middle name is Hussain. I thought these were supposed to be unfounded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I thought these were supposed to be unfounded WVUFootball secretly roots for Rutgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Stuckincincy is old and doesn't understand our modern ways. He refers to toast as "twice-cooked bread." Occasionally he rambles on about how it used to be delivered freshly twice-cooked every morning right to his front step. Gringo has a wierd sexual hangup involving frogs. He is unable to stand up (if you catch my drift) unless he has a kermit the frog puppet on each of his hands while involved with his latest partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 WVUFootball secretly roots for Rutgers. KD in CT actually lives in California he is just not smart enough to know that the abbreviation for the state is CA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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