JoeFerguson Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Hey guys, I was doing 90 mph down the thruway and a cop tried to pull me over. I panicked and tried to escape him. I am sending this from my blackberry while I am driving. It's really hard to text and drive, especially when the cops are chasing you. What should I do? It's really killing me that I may get arrested for something like this! Is there any way out of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Hey guys, I was doing 90 mph down the thruway and a cop tried to pull me over. I panicked and tried to escape him. I am sending this from my blackberry while I am driving. It's really hard to text and drive, especially when the cops are chasing you. What should I do? It's really killing me that I may get arrested for something like this! Is there any way out of it? Hahaha wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Hey guys, I was doing 90 mph down the thruway and a cop tried to pull me over. I panicked and tried to escape him. I am sending this from my blackberry while I am driving. It's really hard to text and drive, especially when the cops are chasing you. What should I do? It's really killing me that I may get arrested for something like this! Is there any way out of it? Act like you have a gun and start screaming islamic slurs, they'll let you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Cochran Firm! Prepaid Legal! http://www.cochranfirm.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extrahammer Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 I saw on Dateline where this guy was in the same position as you. He was chased over 30 miles, he pulled up into a neighborhood and stormed into someone's house. If you pull over, they may shoot you, which is what he thought. So he went into the house to protect himself. As crazy as it sounds, that was his defense in court, and HE DEFENDED HIMSELF. And he almost got out of it. They said when he entered the house if he had just given the gun to the people in the house he would have been not guilty. So when you find a house, make sure you give them the gun and you're golden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Hey guys, I was doing 90 mph down the thruway and a cop tried to pull me over. I panicked and tried to escape him. I am sending this from my blackberry while I am driving. It's really hard to text and drive, especially when the cops are chasing you. What should I do? It's really killing me that I may get arrested for something like this! Is there any way out of it? How's your checkbook balance? This fellow ended up having to post a 60K bond... http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2008101...S0107/810160338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 OK, first take a deep breath then take another hit, slow down and pull over. When the cop comes out of the car grab the gun under the seat. When the fat bastard wants you to lower the window, zip it down and whip out the pistol. He'll look like a tough guy at first, don't let this fuel your anger. 1st shot to the groin, when he starts to topple over, you pop him with your second shot right to the top of the head. Wrap the package and take it to the "Pine Barrens" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFerguson Posted October 24, 2008 Author Share Posted October 24, 2008 I saw on Dateline where this guy was in the same position as you. He was chased over 30 miles, he pulled up into a neighborhood and stormed into someone's house. If you pull over, they may shoot you, which is what he thought. So he went into the house to protect himself. As crazy as it sounds, that was his defense in court, and HE DEFENDED HIMSELF. And he almost got out of it. They said when he entered the house if he had just given the gun to the people in the house he would have been not guilty. So when you find a house, make sure you give them the gun and you're golden! Lucky for me, I don't have a gun. Anyway, I have escaped. I switched my GPS from "Fastest Route" to "Ditch the Cops". I made a few quick turns on some service roads and I lost them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Hey guys, I was doing 90 mph down the thruway and a cop tried to pull me over. I panicked and tried to escape him. I am sending this from my blackberry while I am driving. It's really hard to text and drive, especially when the cops are chasing you. What should I do? It's really killing me that I may get arrested for something like this! Is there any way out of it? First thing you should do is drive to Pete's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extrahammer Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Lucky for me, I don't have a gun. Anyway, I have escaped. I switched my GPS from "Fastest Route" to "Ditch the Cops". I made a few quick turns on some service roads and I lost them. Not so fast Mr. Brightguy. They've got your tag, vehicle make, I'm sure by now your name, you need to get the airport and get out of the country while you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 He probably already has your license plate number anyway, so just pull over and take your medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFerguson Posted October 24, 2008 Author Share Posted October 24, 2008 He probably already has your license plate number anyway, so just pull over and take your medicine. Guys don't worry, the car wasn't even mine! I'm in the clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Faster man faster. And drink that six pack you have in the car. When they finally pull you over plead intoxication. Works like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 WTF..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Hey guys, I was doing 90 mph down the thruway and a cop tried to pull me over. I panicked and tried to escape him. I am sending this from my blackberry while I am driving. It's really hard to text and drive, especially when the cops are chasing you. What should I do? It's really killing me that I may get arrested for something like this! Is there any way out of it? Faster man faster. And drink that six pack you have in the car. When they finally pull you over plead intoxication. Works like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Guys don't worry, the car wasn't even mine! I'm in the clear. JF's future credibility = 0. Clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 JF's future credibility = 0. Clear. Do they allow computers in prison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Do they allow computers in prison? Have you considered a job with the broadcast media? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Do they allow computers in prison? He'll should be able to have conjugal visits with his mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 He'll should be able to have conjugal visits with his mouse. ACLU will send him a free gender adapter. Earmark money pays for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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