MattyT Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Gabby Johnson: I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 "There wolf. There castle" Igor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Gabby Johnson: I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expresses a courage little seen in this day and age! --Olson Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 There's so many to choose from, especially 'tween Young Frankenstsin and Blazing Saddles. But, a scene I particularly like is from High Anxiety. When Brophy, Dr Thorndyke's driver/photographer, figures out that Thorndyke didn't kill that guy in the hotel lobby and then is caught by Nurse Diesel and Dr Montague. Montague comes up w/ the ridiculous idea of buying every paper in San Fransisco to cover up their plan. The looks on everyone's face, including Brophy's (the guy they're kidnapping), as he's laying out this "plan" is hilarious. Afterward, Montague sheepishly says that, "I guess it isn't such a good plan", to which Nurse Diesel replies, "It sucks." Classic scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 "There wolf. There castle" Igor. "Why are you talking like that?" "I don't know, I thought you wanted to." "No, I don't." "Suit yourself, I'm easy." [Froederick and Igor are exhuming a dead criminal] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job. Igor: Could be worse. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How? Igor: Could be raining. [it starts to pour] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Out of order? #$%@! Even in the future, nothing works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 What's that coming out of her nose? Spaceballs! Oh sh-t, there goes the planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Fischer Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 "As the Chairman of the Welcoming Committee, I would like to present this laurel, and hardy handshake . . ." Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 'Eyegor' while digging up a body in the cemetary: Could be worse; could be raining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Dom Deluise in Silent Movie: "That guy's nuts, grab 'em" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 FU*K THE POOR! Roman Senate scene History of the World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an **** sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. !@#$, Major ****! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an **** too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip ****! Dark Helmet: How many azzholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by azzholes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Nothing from this classic?: Springtime for Hitler And now it's... Springtime for Hitler and Germany Deutschland is happy and gay! We're marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the master race! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Rhineland's a fine land once more! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Watch out, Europe We're going on tour! Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 "I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!" -Hedy (That's Hedley!) Lamar "Here we are. Top floor. Top of the hotel. You can't get any higher. We're pretty high." -Dennis "What do you want me to do? Kill him? If you want me to kill him, I'll kill him. I don't have to kill him, but I'd like to kill him. I killed Ashley and Wentworth. Another killing or two won't make any difference. It would make me happy. I'd like to kill them both. I think it would be better if I killed them both. Well, let me kill just one, then. Whichever one you want. All right. I'll wait. But the minute you say kill them, I'll kill them. I'd love to kill them. It would give me immense pleasure." -The Killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 "I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!" -Hedy (That's Hedley!) Lamar "Here we are. Top floor. Top of the hotel. You can't get any higher. We're pretty high." -Dennis "What do you want me to do? Kill him? If you want me to kill him, I'll kill him. I don't have to kill him, but I'd like to kill him. I killed Ashley and Wentworth. Another killing or two won't make any difference. It would make me happy. I'd like to kill them both. I think it would be better if I killed them both. Well, let me kill just one, then. Whichever one you want. All right. I'll wait. But the minute you say kill them, I'll kill them. I'd love to kill them. It would give me immense pleasure." -The Killer High Anxiety is an underappreciated favorite of mine. "Forget 'bout the Wentworth murder...accident, I said accident!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicholasCal1 Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 sace balls " let the schwartz be with you " and the whole crew are azzholes lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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