Buffal0 Bill5 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 My boys just got home from summer camp, and told me about the kids playing Yo Momma. Being a good parent I wanted to help them the next time the need would arise. This is the best I could do. Yo Momma is so ugly, when she was a kid in school and threw up, the janitor dumped the little bag of sawdust on her. Yo Momma is so trashy, when she was sunbathing on the beach, the guy came over and poked her with the stick. Yo momma is so stupid they just renamed the "for Dummies" books the for Yo Momma books. My nine year old went on to tell me that he thought the whole concept was inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Lol I was never good at this game back in my lockerroom days in high school, I was always amazed at the guys that could just go back and forth at each other without flinching, I'm not even just talking about Yo Momma jokes I'm talking about straight up insult-fests all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 I got my mother to do a Yo Momma joke to me once. edit: oh... Yo momma armpit so hairy, she gotta shave with a lawnmower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike In Illinois Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Growing up I used to watch some comedy show that was on WGN (I think) late at night. They used to have guys challenge each other with 'snaps'. One I remember that was funny is: If ugliness were bricks, yo momma would have her own projects. Don't remember much about the show but that segment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 We can't think of anything as ugly as your momma when we invade your soul there will be a stunning lack of drama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canbuffan34 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 My boys just got home from summer camp, and told me about the kids playing Yo Momma. Being a good parent I wanted to help them the next time the need would arise. This is the best I could do. Yo Momma is so ugly, when she was a kid in school and threw up, the janitor dumped the little bag of sawdust on her. Yo Momma is so trashy, when she was sunbathing on the beach, the guy came over and poked her with the stick. Yo momma is so stupid they just renamed the "for Dummies" books the for Yo Momma books. My nine year old went on to tell me that he thought the whole concept was inappropriate. My personal favorite: " Yo Momma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of weiners!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 My personal favorite: " Yo Momma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of weiners!" Yo Momma's neck so fat she makes Takeo Spikes look like a pencil necked geek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movinon Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Yo momma like a rifle, one rooster and she's ready to blow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Just for the record, back in the day it was called "Playing the Dozens." Your Momma's so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped. Your momma's so dumb when she went to an "R" rated movie and saw that "Under 17 not admitted," she left and came back with 16 of her friends. Your Momma's so dumb I saw her at the post office trying to mail a fruit basket with a food stamp. Your momma's so short you can see her feet on her driver's licence photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 From "White Men Can't Jump" -- Yo Momma is so poor, she was walkin' down the street kicking a tin can and when I asked her what she was doing she said, "moving." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike In Illinois Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Yo mamma's so dumb.... I told her it was chilly outside and the b!tch grabbed a spoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Yo momma's so dumb when she drove to Disneyland and saw a road sign "Disneyland Left" so she drove back home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike In Illinois Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Yo momma's so fat, that back in the day they wouldn't let her wear a Malcom X jacket cuz people were afraid helicopters would try to land on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 You leave my mom out of it and I'll leave it out of your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 My boys just got home from summer camp, and told me about the kids playing Yo Momma. Being a good parent I wanted to help them the next time the need would arise. This is the best I could do. Yo Momma is so ugly, when she was a kid in school and threw up, the janitor dumped the little bag of sawdust on her. Yo Momma is so trashy, when she was sunbathing on the beach, the guy came over and poked her with the stick. Yo momma is so stupid they just renamed the "for Dummies" books the for Yo Momma books. My nine year old went on to tell me that he thought the whole concept was inappropriate. Well at least someone around here has some class. to your son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Steely Dan's momma is so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. Steely Dan's momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Steely Dan's momma is so bald you can see whats on her mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass http://home.comcast.net/~mykel1/yomomma.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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