\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Scarlett Johansson got engaged: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080505/ap_en_...ansson_reynolds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Good. Married women are better in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 So that doesnt mean she still won't be sneaking over to my house to see me., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Good. Married women are better in bed. Better at what? Snoring or Farting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Better at what? Snoring or Farting? At least you're not bitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 At least you're not bitter. All I know is there is a reason most hookers aren't married. No one pays a married woman for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 eh, shes horribly average anyways... oh, and its to ryan reynolds? that wont last 2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 eh, shes horribly average anyways... oh, and its to ryan reynolds? that wont last 2 years. I know more women that think Ryan Reynolds is hot compared to guys who think Scarlet Johanson is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 All I know is there is a reason most hookers aren't married. No one pays a married woman for sex. However, isn't it strange that lots of porn-sluts are in fact married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 However, isn't it strange that lots of porn-sluts are in fact married? They're called johns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 eh, shes horribly average anyways... Average? Ha! The world where approximately half the female population is better looking than Scarlett Johansson... that's the world for me! [EDIT] ...Plus she just did an album of Tom Waits covers! How !@#$ing cool is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Reynolds was previously engaged to Alanis Morissette? The boy has definitely traded up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkyMannn Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Good. Married women are better in bed. Yeah? Tell that to my wife................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Didn't she once say that it wasn't natural to be married and she liked multiple partners or something along those lines? Over/Under 1 year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 No one pays a married woman for sex. Except her husband... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Reynolds was previously engaged to Alanis Morissette? The boy has definitely traded up. I think Alanis is pretty cool and would be fun to hang with. She is very down to earth, intelligent and I think she is sexy in her own way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I think Alanis is pretty cool and would be fun to hang with. She is very down to earth, intelligent and I think she is sexy in her own way Do you think he knows how the hell she got Alvin and the Chipmunks to sing backup on that "Ironic" song??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Yeah? Tell that to my wife................. maybe he is...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I think Alanis is pretty cool and would be fun to hang with. She is very down to earth, intelligent and I think she is sexy in her own way I didn't imply Alanis isn't any of those things, however Scarlett is a stone-cold knockout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Average? Ha! The world where approximately half the female population is better looking than Scarlett Johansson... that's the world for me! Yeah book me a ticket too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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