MartyBall4Buffalo Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 They just kicked out Ass.......classic quote by Jim Mora Sr. that I heard 10 years ago when the New Orleans Saints where whipped. 830069[/snapback] "We just got our ass totally kicked. We couldnt do diddly poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We couldn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We Sucked. The 2nd half we sucked. We couldn't stop the run. Everytime they got the ball they went down and got points. We got our ass totally kicked in the 2nd half. That's what it boiled down to. It was a horseshit performance in the 2nd half. Horseshit I'm totally embarrsed and fully ashamed. Coaching did a horrible job. Players did a horrible job. We got our ass kicked in that 2nd half. It sucked.. It stunk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "When It's too tough for us, it's just right for them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaLee83 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 How bout " We just are not executing and its the mental mistakes that are putting us behind" 829914[/snapback] I really liked this one from earlier in the season when they lost to the jets: "You can't beat yourself and then also the other team" (referring to turnovers and stupid errors) Indianoplis 97 Buffalo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaLee83 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "We just got our ass totally kicked. We couldnt do diddly poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We couldn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We Sucked. The 2nd half we sucked. We couldn't stop the run. Everytime they got the ball they went down and got points. We got our ass totally kicked in the 2nd half. That's what it boiled down to. It was a horseshit performance in the 2nd half. Horseshit I'm totally embarrsed and fully ashamed. Coaching did a horrible job. Players did a horrible job. We got our ass kicked in that 2nd half. It sucked.. It stunk" 830191[/snapback] Dude, yours is the best post I've read in weeks. If Jauron ever said anything like that, particularly the "poo" reference I would build a shrine to him right after I got done crapping myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaLee83 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Jauron to the media: "I don't know about you guys but that anal rape that just occurred on the field has me feeling violated and ashamed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 JP is going to miss nest weeks game. His right arm needs the rest after attempting 81 passes today. But, when your down by 31 in the first qtr, you have no choice but to throw every down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 More like... "we put Craig in there in the 4th quarter after JP was sacked 6 times, and we removed him 2 series later after we were reminded of why he's #3 on the depth chart BEHIND kelly holcomb." 830063[/snapback] And since he's number 3 he won't play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "Does anyone have the number for the two guys who invented Tequila Wings for this very type of occasion. Anyone?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "Honey, Im not getting Sunday Ticket next year. I'll just get used to watching the Niners l" Said by me at 12.09 PDT after watching Losman getting sacked yet again. The resulting fumble setting up Peyton for yet another TD pass to Wayne and a relaxing 31-6 3rd quarter Colt lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSpeed Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Juron in response to why he went for it on forth and 27 from their OWN 1 yard line... "The defense was exhasted from running up and down the field all afternoon. We figured if we didn't convert, they would score on the next play and the defense would at least have the kick-off and another 3 and out to rest." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSpeed Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 OK I'm changing my name to "Thread Killer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gflande1 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "The medical examiner feels that JP didnt feel any pain. The poor guy never saw Freeney coming, Rest In Peace JP." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "Of course we're disappointed. We cant keep making dumb penalties. We're beating ourselves. We've all got to do a better job, its not just JP. Coaches, Defense, everyone. I thought we did some things well, especially on special teams, we moved the ball well at times. You've got to hand it to the <insert opponent's name here>, they are a very good team. We'll just get back to practice and get ready for <insert next opponent's name here>" There. A copy and paste press conference you can depend on every week. 7 years tested and proven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConradDobler Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Thanks all, for cheering me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarthur31 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Jauron to the media: "I don't know about you guys but that anal rape that just occurred on the field has me feeling violated and ashamed" 830229[/snapback] A noiseless sodomy is best delivered with warm KY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "They took the sails out of our wind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 “The Colts are who we thought they were!” Jauron said, yelling at the top of his lungs and pounding on the podium at his postgame press conference. “Now, if you want to crown them, then crown them! But they are who they thought they were! And we let them off the hook!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 That's why they play the game instead of on paper ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "We're a high-motor team." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 "Well it felt good to limit such a good team to only 96 yards and no points on D, but I'd rather have walked out of here with a win today" ---London Fletcher-Baker after the Bills 2-0 loss to Indianapolis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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