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"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.

 

What, was she re-incarnated yesterday?

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What, was she re-incarnated yesterday?

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You've got to read the small print Ramius.

 

"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime on video
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Paris has decided to not !@#$ men for a whole year?

 

She better get a bigger dog cuz that four-legged accessory she carries around will need to tie a 2x4 across its ass to keep from getting sucked into that over-abused stanky schitt chasm she calls a kitty.

 

I've said it before and it's worth repeating; if you really want to be like Princess Di and Marilyn Monroe, do us all a favor and take a cue from them: die young and tragically.

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