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American politician, Floridas wexler says it's fun to have cocaine and prostitutes..

 

Then that's exactly what I want in my Pad...

A huge sugar bowl Filled Columbia's Best Cocaine Boulders..

And Wall to Wall Strippers.

That's all I need! <_<

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Ah, but the ladies like to read Maxim more than the bunny. So it works out for the better when you have chicas over to the crib.

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But the lady that reads playboy, is the lady worth having over. <_<

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Na, just some kick ass weed.  Half the fun of it is (sorry was  <_< ) finding something to smoke it through.

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That would make for an interesting thread: name the various ways you've had to smoke that stuff. Toilet paper roll. Soda can. Watermelon. :D
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That would make for an interesting thread: name the various ways you've had to smoke that stuff. Toilet paper roll. Soda can. Watermelon. <_<

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Soda can of course...used an apple once....loved having ice cubes in a bong though.....ohhhh the humanity!

 

I had a girlfriend who bought me a subscription to playboy once.....kept her for about a year!

 

Trash on the floor is a must......on a side note, my living room rug was nicknamed "The Arena!"

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Leopard skin faux sheets

 

Beaded curtains between rooms

 

Sink full of dishes

 

Pizza coupons that are at least 3 years past expiration date

 

Battery operated hawaiian dancer figure

 

Hawaiian leis

 

Ancient sheets covering an old couch.

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