plenzmd1 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Well boys and girls, the Iggles had rookies and FAs report to camp today. WOOHOO, football season is now officialy open!!!!!!!!! Criminy, i hate baseball and the friggen Tour de France, bring on training camp updates daily!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 8 DAYS TO GO!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zevo Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 I'm just waiting for these headlines: "Culpepper tears ACL" "Brady admits to homosexuality,quits NFL, joins fight for gay marriages" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 I'm just waiting for these headlines: "Culpepper tears ACL" "Brady admits to homosexuality,quits NFL, joins fight for gay marriages" 726280[/snapback] "Bruschi cures Cancer" "Saban hits Mularkey with Steel Chair" "Bengals forfeit due to parole violations" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ganesh Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 "Bruschi cures Cancer""Saban hits Mularkey with Steel Chair" "Bengals forfeit due to parole violations" 726284[/snapback] GW the DC for Washington gets into a fist fight with his secondary coach JG. Moulds argues with new HC that David Carr shouldn't be the QB...Unfortunately for the Texans, there is no veteran QB backing up Carr....So Moulds is benched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Mora gets caught on camera sniffing more than just smelling salts Chad Pennington tears rotator cuff........................again Big Ben wrecks his bicycle into a mail box that supposedly pulled out in front of him while he wasn't wearing a helmet. Done for the season. Chris Henry accepts Christ, quits Bengals to go work on the "Inspirational Channel" J.P. Losman has somehow transformed into a John Elway re-incarnate Tupac found alive in Beliz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ1 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 "Saban hits Mularkey with Steel Chair" 726284[/snapback] "Saban hits Mularkey with Steel Chair..Unfortunately for Chair, Saban Hit Him in the Head." The story behind the headline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Tupac found alive in Beliz 726294[/snapback] "I wrote this song a long time ago..." "Favre and Strahan announce retirements, open dance club together" "Kurt Warner starts death metal band: 'I didn't mean it about all that Jesus stuff. Hail Satan!'" "Parrish, Flutie denied ride on Cyclone. Lawsuits forthcoming." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zevo Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 "Frank Gore learns to count to 10" "Saban's attempt to walk on water fails, gets attacked by shark" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Baumer Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 "I wrote this song a long time ago..." "Favre and Strahan announce retirements, open dance club together" "Kurt Warner starts death metal band: 'I didn't mean it about all that Jesus stuff. Hail Satan!'" "Parrish, Flutie denied ride on Cyclone. Lawsuits forthcoming." 726318[/snapback] Ohhh it is good to be back in the thick of things - I missed this humor !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Training Camp, The NFL season is underway "it" just moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSpeed Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 ESPN merges with WE and and becomes the first all women sports network. Programming manager orders all employees to wear a dress. Everyone except John Clayton quits. The Bills clone Jason Peters and he now starts at all positions on the offense except TE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Ohhh it is good to be back in the thick of things - I missed this humor !!!! 726329[/snapback] Please let us know when it returns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 ESPN merges with WE and and becomes the first all women sports network.Programming manager orders all employees to wear a dress. Everyone except John Clayton quits. The Bills clone Jason Peters and he now starts at all positions on the offense except TE. 726365[/snapback] Patrick Ewing worked for them one day and quit because EVERYONE kept calling him Venus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 "Kurt Warner starts death metal band: 'I didn't mean it about all that Jesus stuff. Hail Satan, I mean uhhh....Hail Brenda, my wife." 726318[/snapback] Sorry RTDB--had to correct your quote.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Programming manager orders all employees to wear a dress. Everyone except John Clayton quits. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones to Issue Six Guns to Players Cites need for personal protection in a related story: Jones to Issue Bledsoe Ball and Cup Cites need for slow and steady progress (Why the hell is the FAA teaching us how to make toys?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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