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But the number of the beast isn't 666, it's 616.  A report came out a couple years ago proving this, much to the embarrassment of Iron Maiden and to the dismay of the city of Grand Rapids, MI whose area code suddenly got a lot scarier.

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I take that to mean that it must be Hillary! :P

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But the number of the beast isn't 666, it's 616.  A report came out a couple years ago proving this, much to the embarrassment of Iron Maiden and to the dismay of the city of Grand Rapids, MI whose area code suddenly got a lot scarier.

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Everyone knows that 666 is not the number of the beast.

 

It's just the AREA code! :P

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Roswell Park's orginal address was 666 Carlton Street. Patients refused to go there for treatment because of that so now its official address is Elm and Carlton Streets

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Roswell Park's orginal address was 666 Carlton Street. Patients refused to go there for treatment because of that so now its official address is Elm and Carlton Streets

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True story, my cubscout pack was 666.

We even had patches.

Parents complained and we got rid of all merit badges for sacrifice.

 

I think they changed to 669 or something by sewing the last six upside down.

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a/k/a "The Approximation of the Beast".

 

Or 6.5013.  The Natural Log of the Beast...

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670 The Beast rounded to the nearest tens.

665.9 The Beast on an Intel box.

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-0.80902: The sine of the Beast.

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Best one yet.

 

1010011010 = The Binary of the Beast

01232 = The Octal of the Beast

0x29A = The Hexadecimal of the Beast

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DCLXVI: The Roman Number of the Beast.

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I think I noticed that years ago. It is all the Roman numerals decending.

But as far as I can tell was never really noticed in medieval numerology

or apocalyptism. Maybe because it was so obvious to latin readers.

Cool one. 0:)

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6.022 x 10 (to the 23rd power)

 

The calculated value of the number of atoms, molecules, etc. in a gram mole of the Beast, according to Avogadro.

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Avagadro's beast. 0:) .

 

 

Howzabout 666 vs. -273.16 °C

 

Grudge match between the beast and Lord Kelvin.

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And for the true nerds out there:

 

0.0072973525666  The Fine Structure of the Beast.

 

(If you get this, you need help.  If you think it's funny, you need to get laid.)

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For the Nippo-philes:

 

Ryopyakku-ryoku-jyu-roku. The number of Beezlebub-san.

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