Ramius Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...reenberg/060307 Andrei Kirilenko's wife gave him the offer that if he wanted to he could cheat on her 1 ime per year, as long as she knew about it. And he turned it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...reenberg/060307 Andrei Kirilenko's wife gave him the offer that if he wanted to he could cheat on her 1 ime per year, as long as she knew about it. And he turned it down. 621325[/snapback] Duh. Anyone who walks into that trap deserves whatever they get. There is no possible way accepting that offer has a happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...reenberg/060307 Andrei Kirilenko's wife gave him the offer that if he wanted to he could cheat on her 1 ime per year, as long as she knew about it. And he turned it down. 621325[/snapback] Ramius, you must not be married. If your wife ever extends this offer to you, you'd be a dead man walking if you said ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Ramius, you must not be married. If your wife ever extends this offer to you, you'd be a dead man walking if you said ok. 621330[/snapback] Could not agree more... Wife tells me if I cheat..she would forgive me and stay. Translation: Ill stay, but your life will become a living hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 There is no possible way accepting that offer has a happy ending. 621329[/snapback] Unless, of course, his one cheat a year includes an asian massage parlor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 Ramius, you must not be married. If your wife ever extends this offer to you, you'd be a dead man walking if you said ok. 621330[/snapback] haha. I'm not stupid enough to say yes to anything like that. Been living with the girlfriend for 8 months now, so i am definitely more acutely aware to her tricks. She has tried something like this (although not to the extent of kirilenko's wife) and i've passed the test every time. Figured the story ought to drum up some interesting responses tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Unless, of course, his one cheat a year includes an asian massage parlor. 621334[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 haha. I'm not stupid enough to say yes to anything like that. Been living with the girlfriend for 8 months now, so i am definitely more acutely aware to her tricks. She has tried something like this (although not to the extent of kirilenko's wife) and i've passed the test every time. Figured the story ought to drum up some interesting responses tho. 621337[/snapback] Now if you can guide her to joining in on the fun...that's a different story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Wife tells me if I cheat..she would forgive me and stay. And then it's her turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 haha. I'm not stupid enough to say yes to anything like that. Been living with the girlfriend for 8 months now, so i am definitely more acutely aware to her tricks. She has tried something like this (although not to the extent of kirilenko's wife) and i've passed the test every time. Figured the story ought to drum up some interesting responses tho. 621337[/snapback] You're probably not aware enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Sounds like an idea dreamed up by a divorce attorney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Women and their tests.....my girlfriend actually told me a couple weeks ago she was considering breast implants. Then she asks, "What do you think?" Talk about a delicate answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Women and their tests.....my girlfriend actually told me a couple weeks ago she was considering breast implants. Then she asks, "What do you think?" Talk about a delicate answer! 621873[/snapback] So, how'd you manage to say "heck yes" without her going Lorena on you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 So, how'd you manage to say "heck yes" without her going Lorena on you? 621921[/snapback] It's safe to say his answer wasn't something like "Good idea. My other girlfriend has them, they're great!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 ...Honey, how could I consider such an offer, when I have everything I ever wanted right here? If I have the finest steak here at home, do you think I would go out for a hamburger? I'm devastated that you could even ask me such a question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 So, how'd you manage to say "heck yes" without her going Lorena on you? 621921[/snapback] Oh you know, I gave the good old "I think you're perfect now, but if it's something you want to do, of course I'd support your decision." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Dumb: "Okay, honey, thanks!" Dumber: "So if I have a threesome, does that count as one time or two?" Dumbest: "So is it like, one year starting now, or one year starting on January 1?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Dumb: "Okay, honey, thanks!" Dumber: "So if I have a threesome, does that count as one time or two?" Dumbest: "So is it like, one year starting now, or one year starting on January 1?" 622130[/snapback] Actually, dumbest would be "Is that offer retroactive?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Oh you know, I gave the good old "I think you're perfect now, but if it's something you want to do, of course I'd support your decision." 622117[/snapback] Good answer. Suave and sophisticated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 It's safe to say his answer wasn't something like "Good idea. My other girlfriend has them, they're great!" 622108[/snapback] You think she'd have a problem with that one? I dunno, it sounds good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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