Johnny Coli Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 You have it all wrong. It was Mo Lewis that injured Bledsoe. But it was Bruschi who perfomed the emergency surgery to fix bledsoe's sheared blood vessel. 493670[/snapback] Dude, he GAVE him a vessel from his own body...right there on the sidelines, and was back in for the next series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Red Sox hire Tedy Bruschi to replace Theo Epstein. Fans rejoice. Theisman experiences rapture.... Damon immediately re-ups...every pitcher with over 12 wins and an ERA of less than 4 (there might be two of those in American League) pledges to sign with the Red Sox in the offseason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnk Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 The great one just solved world hunger and global warming ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 A nuclear war has already destroyed our planet, but Bruschi reversed time, and stopped the war from starting to save humanity and all life on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Teddy Bruschi > Brian Boitano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtdoak Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 In other news, the officals and their crew were pleasantly suprised to see that the cooler of water had been changed to wine at half time during Sunday Night's Patriots/Bills game. When asked about this after the game, a drunken official stated 'Its a Bruschi day miracle!' and stumbled off the field. Oh that Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 BREAKING NEWS! The Pope, Benedict XVI, has abdicated. The reason given: he finds himself no longer capable of being in the service of God, seeing as how God has never returned from a stroke to play football... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) (We're not worthy!) writes the songs that makes the whole world sing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 It's just been annouced on Sports Center, that every week for the rest of Tedy's brilliant career he will be given the NFL's defensive player of the week. And he will represent the whole AFC in the Pro Bowl this year playing every position. Brewski > NFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Frenkle Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 BREAKING NEWS! The Pope, Benedict XVI, has abdicated. The reason given: he finds himself no longer capable of being in the service of God, seeing as how God has never returned from a stroke to play football... 493937[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 CNN breaking news............. Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) just found Osama Bin Laden!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Ted Brewski produced cold fusion during halfime of Sundays game. For an encore he harnessed zeropoint energy. Ted Brewski has solved the energy crisis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Breaking news out of Washington, the Democrats and Republicans have decided to unite under one party called "The Brewski's", announcing it as a "new era in peace throughout the world". Moving vans were seen pulling up to the White House as they prepare to start procedings to remove GWB from office and install Tedy as "President For Life". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Due to the way the ESBN Sunday Night crew spent three hours blowing Bruschi (We're not worthy!), the phrase "getting a blowjob" will now be changed to "getting a Brushi," which has suddenly triggered a dramatic rise in the number of spontaneous Bruschis married woman want to give to their husbands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) invented electricity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 Rumors have it that Brewski performed surgery on Rothlesberger's knee early this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Brewski just found a cure for mesothelioma... WNY commercial breaks will never be the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 It was just announced that Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) will be the first person to lie in state in the Capitol building before his death. Since his obvious immortality will deny him the privilege, Congress has passed a Bill calling for the construction of a hyperbaric chamber designated for the Bruschi (We're not worthy!) to stay in 3 nights per week while devout followers, well-wishers, and non-journalists alike can pass by and offer their appreciation. Due to health and safety concerns, only patrons with valid press credentials will be allowed to make use of the chamber's "glory hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Brewski just found a cure for mesothelioma... Bruschi (We're not worthy!) has established a set of rules for settling injury claims that has received global support from insurance companies, industrial leaders, and accident victim's rights groups. This set of rules will completely eliminate injury/death settlement related lawsuits. WNY commercial breaks will never be the same. 494558[/snapback] Ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Patriots | Brewski (We're not worthy!) first on the beach at Normandy Thu, 3 Nov 2005 11:38:06 -0800 ESPN is reporting that Tedy Brewski (We're not worthy!) was in fact, at a young age, the first member of the Allied forces to storm the beach at Normandy. Brewski (We're not worthy!) was such a phenomenal soldier that he actually stormed the beach by HIMSELF on June 5, 1944 and laid utter destruction ot the German forces that held the beach, thus allowing the Allied forces to take the beach on the more famous date of June 6, 1944. The United States Government has now declared that June 6, 1944 be renamed Ted-D Day, in honor or His Excellency's great achievement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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