pkwwjd Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 my first take on the title of the post had me thinking "which job would be really unwise to do while hungover" not "which job would really stink to do hungover" ... that being said, and never having been hungover in my life, I would think that my job as a pastor would be the dumbest job to come to on Sunday with a hangover. Might as well update the resume before you step into the pulpit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Hungover or otherwise, these jobs take the cake. 34279[/snapback] Barnyard masturbater??? Who would want a job like that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhbillsfan Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 Buddy of mine does the septic thing, by far the worst. Hot+hungover+90 degrees makes for some interesting facial colors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffalOhio Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 I used to drive part-time for RPS, which is now FEDEX Ground. My buddy owned the route for Dunkirk/Fredonia, and there's a medical waste processing facility down there. Smelled awful. Then you start to think what they're doing there, you know, dissolving human parts in vats of acid. God, I want to puke just thinking about it. Glad I don't work there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njsue Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 It sucks being hungover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 I agree with the breakfast thing. Or filleting a whole fish with guts in tact. Take it from the Chef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammered a Lot Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Parking cars at the Two Bills Drive Tailgate. A Hungover dealing with people who are still drunk from the night before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 by far the worst job to do hungover is bartend...trust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Quality Control: Product Testing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Porn Star Thankfully, I can say i never had any REALLY awful jobs. During high school, I worked at at Ames Dept store. I also worked summers as a recreation counselor for my town. I did a work study desk job in college, and right before leaving for Florida I worked at a gym for 2 months. Now I have a deskjob, so thats no a problem. All of those jobs didnt require too much brain or physical power, so hangovers were never a huge issue. But after reading the story about the Disney Mascot, I honestly couldnt imagine a worse job. South Florida heat, in a huge plush costume, surrounded by kids. It would be like my summer camp job, except 15 degrees hotter weather, and being forced to wear a 80 pound duck suit. So, whats the worst job you ever had for accomidating the hangover? I could imagine Burger King or something similar would suck due to the heat and smell of food. Let's hear em . 34213[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted September 17, 2004 Author Share Posted September 17, 2004 by far the worst job to do hungover is bartend...trust me 34452[/snapback] nah, i've done that. Sure, if you continue the whole night doing it real hungover it would suck. But if your hungover and gonna be working with all those booze, might as have a few to get the hair of the dog and feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spun Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 I would say being one of those people who drive around scooping up road kill in the heat of the summer has to be cruel on the recovery. Also, mopping up at one of those adult "bookstores" probably puts one close to "ralphitude". Sorry, you asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Thankfully, I can say i never had any REALLY awful jobs. During high school, I worked at at Ames Dept store. I also worked summers as a recreation counselor for my town. I did a work study desk job in college, and right before leaving for Florida I worked at a gym for 2 months. Now I have a deskjob, so thats no a problem. All of those jobs didnt require too much brain or physical power, so hangovers were never a huge issue. But after reading the story about the Disney Mascot, I honestly couldnt imagine a worse job. South Florida heat, in a huge plush costume, surrounded by kids. It would be like my summer camp job, except 15 degrees hotter weather, and being forced to wear a 80 pound duck suit. So, whats the worst job you ever had for accomidating the hangover? I could imagine Burger King or something similar would suck due to the heat and smell of food. Let's hear em . 34213[/snapback] Try slinging food in a HOT kitchen on your feet all day for 10 hours plus. Thats always fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 I used to be a busboy/diswasher in a greasy spoon diner. Nothing worse than cleaning plates filled with greasy ass bacon and breakfast sasusage when you're hungover. Especially when I had to be at work at 6am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 I used to be a busboy/diswasher in a greasy spoon diner. Nothing worse than cleaning plates filled with greasy ass bacon and breakfast sasusage when you're hungover. Especially when I had to be at work at 6am. 34579[/snapback] oh the smell of breakfast in a kitchen in the morning when you're hung over. blllatttt.... It just makes my stomach turn thinking about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 I can tell ya that at one time while in the Navy I had the BEST job to have while hungover. I worked at the liquid oxygen/liquid nitrogen facility at NAS Pensacola. Whenever I came in hungover I'd just build up the pressure in the liquid oxygen tank, crack open the vent valve and breathe in that pure oxygen. Hangover was gone almost immediately. Freezing stuff with the liquid nitrogen was also a plus, but that's another story altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Buddy of mine does the septic thing, by far the worst. Hot+hungover+90 degrees makes for some interesting facial colors. 34394[/snapback] When we were kids and saw the "honey dipper" coming to clean out the septic tank, we ran away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Also, mopping up at one of those adult "bookstores" probably puts one close to "ralphitude". 34573[/snapback] You think they ever bother to clean those places? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 This isn't the worst - but the subject reminded me of a buddy of mine in college. One semester he got a work study job on campus as a janitor on the weekends - had to show up at 5:30 in the AM on Sat. and Sun. We were all like "What the hell are you thinking?". We'd be out drinking just giving him all kinds of stevestojan - "Boy - wish I could be scrubbing toilets in a few hours". A few times he ended just going straight there without going to bed. Needless to say he didn't end up doing that very long. Actually - now that I think about it I also had a friend in high school who had a job to clean up the old Executive/747 club Sat/Sun mornings. Similar kind of thing - except in his case there regularly was puke involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Barnyard masturbater??? Who would want a job like that?? 34374[/snapback] The first option, electroejaculation, uses a priapic rectal probe to send electricity pulsing through the animal's nether regions. "All the normal excitatory signals that stimulate ejaculation, like touch, sight, sound and smell, can be replaced with the current from the probe," Coulda saved alot of time back in Jr. High... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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