Beerball Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 to fat farm. Can anyone come up with more creative ways to get the big lug to drop some pounds? He's paying 3,800 per week, so if you have a novel approach it could earn you some dough. fatty linky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I hear that those insurgents could help him lose some weight quick - his head has got to weigh atleast 40-50 pounds. POS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spun Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 to fat farm. Can anyone come up with more creative ways to get the big lug to drop some pounds? He's paying 3,800 per week, so if you have a novel approach it could earn you some dough. fatty linky 418013[/snapback] Diet and exercise. Diet: lay off the fat, sugar, grease, i.e. donuts, burritos, fast food, desserts... Exercise: try the stationary bike one hour a day or at least three times per week. The bike is less strenuous, easier on the knees and one only has to get one's arse into the gym. The bikes with the seat back are probably better for those with back concerns. Sweating all that water, one hour per session, chops calories and pounds. There is nothing creative nor novel here just tried and true persistance. Personal trainers can be accessed at much less $ but I suppose if one has the jing, pay more, if one thinks it will ensure desired results. Some would rather MM stay rotund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 This fat slob should be forced to enlist in the military. Oh yeah, the air force, coast guard, and navy don't count. It would have to be the army or marines. He wouldn't make it through 5 days of MC boot. F-in liberal POS loser slob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonz Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 What a vile POS.... Hopefully we will get lucky and this turd will move to France. He will fit right in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 This fat slob should be forced to enlist in the military. Oh yeah, the air force, coast guard, and navy don't count. It would have to be the army or marines. He wouldn't make it through 5 days of MC boot. F-in liberal POS loser slob! 418079[/snapback] Wow, thanks for guaranteeing that this thread will be moved before people read my reply (which I thought was funny, in an effed up way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Wow. Moore checks into fat camp. T-Bone checks out of TSW. It's just a grand day for fatasses everywhere, it seems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Wow, thanks for guaranteeing that this thread will be moved before people read my reply (which I thought was funny, in an effed up way) 418098[/snapback] Sorry, I hate him even more than the french. I just couldn't hold back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 to fat farm. Can anyone come up with more creative ways to get the big lug to drop some pounds? He's paying 3,800 per week, so if you have a novel approach it could earn you some dough. fatty linky 418013[/snapback] $3,800 a week to lose weight because he can't figure out on his own that 10 donuts a day makes him fat. Yeah, he's a real man of the people......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Wow. Moore checks into fat camp. T-Bone checks out of TSW. It's just a grand day for fatasses everywhere, it seems... 418099[/snapback] Are they roomies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykat Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 to fat farm. Can anyone come up with more creative ways to get the big lug to drop some pounds? He's paying 3,800 per week, so if you have a novel approach it could earn you some dough. fatty linky 418013[/snapback] He could get some frickin' discipline, quit eating like a pig, and do something other than wield a camera for exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribo Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Not very original, but he could just die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Are they roomies? 418114[/snapback] No, they don't have rooms that big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonz Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Not very original, but he could just die. 418127[/snapback] Hopefully it will start off with nut cancer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Hopefully it will start off with nut cancer... 418134[/snapback] Somehow I don't think he uses them much, with them being buried by all that fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Hopefully it will start off with nut cancer... 418134[/snapback] He'd have to have male genitalia for that to even be possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonz Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 He'd have to have male genitalia for that to even be possible. 418156[/snapback] You're right. Crap. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Michael Moore checks himself in to fat camp You apparently didn't hear that the Fat Camp is at 1 Bills Drive. New left tackle? Check. Nice job TD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snorom Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Good for Mike. and I hope he continues to belittle the right wing the way he has, cause the right wing SUCKS !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Good for Mike. and I hope he continues to belittle the right wing the way he has, cause the right wing SUCKS !!! 418294[/snapback] And I'm sure that really put 'em in their place, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Wow. Moore checks into fat camp. T-Bone checks out of TSW. It's just a grand day for fatasses everywhere, it seems... 418099[/snapback] You could be onto something here. Maybe they're the same person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Somehow I don't think he uses them much, with them being buried by all that fat. 418155[/snapback] Hey, Garafalo's out there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Hey, Garafalo's out there... 418307[/snapback] Janeane Garafalo's shrill voice must be like krptonite to an erection. Not to mention her fat ass, her fried brain, and her long-dead career. That said, I guess she's right about in Michael Moore's league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Good for Mike. and I hope he continues to belittle the right wing the way he has, cause the right wing SUCKS !!! 418294[/snapback] With supporters like this, it is hard to imagine why the left keeps losing elections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Janeane Garafalo's shrill voice must be like krptonite to an erection. 418317[/snapback] Brilliant!! ( golf clap) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Good for Mike. and I hope he continues to belittle the right wing the way he has, cause the right wing SUCKS !!! 418294[/snapback] Holy crap! I finally see the light! All these years I've been a conservative right winger. Many intelligent lefties have tried to convert me with their wit and clever repartee, not to mention their generally incredible insight to the issues that matter to me the most. And yet it was not until THIS VERY POST that it suddenly makest sense to me. Your individual crafting of the English language is amazing. The way you carefully plotted out your message, and cautiously took your time to explain what it means to be a leftie, is unlike any diatribe I have ever seen or heard. Congratulations. From now on, I'm a leftie. Quick. Someone cut me a welfare check and get the nearest union on the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Holy crap! I finally see the light! All these years I've been a conservative right winger. Many intelligent lefties have tried to convert me with their wit and clever repartee, not to mention their generally incredible insight to the issues that matter to me the most. And yet it was not until THIS VERY POST that it suddenly makest sense to me. Your individual crafting of the English language is amazing. The way you carefully plotted out your message, and cautiously took your time to explain what it means to be a leftie, is unlike any diatribe I have ever seen or heard. Congratulations. From now on, I'm a leftie. Quick. Someone cut me a welfare check and get the nearest union on the line. 418333[/snapback] Uhhh...the closest one to you is Female Impersonators Local 3668.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Not very original, but he could just die. 418127[/snapback] I'd vote for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Uhhh...the closest one to you is Female Impersonators Local 3668.... 418343[/snapback] ...and how would you know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 See the caption this picture thread for a quick weight loss program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Uhhh...the closest one to you is Female Impersonators Local 3668.... 418343[/snapback] Yeah. They need a union. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 ...and how would you know that? 418356[/snapback] Eddie Murphy bio on Actor's Studio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I will defend Michael Moore's right to speak his mind. It is that same right that I have to call the man a colossal fat@$$. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shameless Homer Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I hear that those insurgents could help him lose some weight quick - his head has got to weigh atleast 40-50 pounds. POS... 418055[/snapback] This one makes my top ten for the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnboy1977 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 This fat slob should be forced to enlist in the military. Oh yeah, the air force, coast guard, and navy don't count. It would have to be the army or marines. He wouldn't make it through 5 days of MC boot. F-in liberal POS loser slob! 418079[/snapback] I think before we do that we enroll members of congress and their families in the military, any branch who gives a crap. Actually, Moore should call up that guy from clebrity fit club, he is notorious for getting celebrities in shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnboy1977 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Good for Mike. and I hope he continues to belittle the right wing the way he has, cause the right wing SUCKS !!! 418294[/snapback] as much as I agree, I dont think him joining a fat camp is going to help defeat the right wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnboy1977 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Holy crap! I finally see the light! All these years I've been a conservative right winger. Many intelligent lefties have tried to convert me with their wit and clever repartee, not to mention their generally incredible insight to the issues that matter to me the most. And yet it was not until THIS VERY POST that it suddenly makest sense to me. Your individual crafting of the English language is amazing. The way you carefully plotted out your message, and cautiously took your time to explain what it means to be a leftie, is unlike any diatribe I have ever seen or heard. Congratulations. From now on, I'm a leftie. Quick. Someone cut me a welfare check and get the nearest union on the line. 418333[/snapback] Right because some of the conservative type posts on this board have been sooooo intelligent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seq004 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Good for Mike. and I hope he continues to belittle the right wing the way he has, cause the right wing SUCKS !!! 418294[/snapback] I love all the conservative right wing idiots behind their keyboard in their nice comfortable homes and giving their support to George W Bush. Put most of these pansy asses in the country of Iraq give them a gun and ask them to kill innocent people and watch them crap their pants and ask why we are there doing that. If it was Bin Laden I would support that since he and his followers have taken blame for 9-11 but I'm still waiting for the WOMD George. fuken liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I love all the conservative right wing idiots behind their keyboard in their nice comfortable homes and giving their support to George W Bush. Put most of these pansy asses in the country of Iraq give them a gun and ask them to kill innocent people and watch them crap their pants and ask why we are there doing that. If it was Bin Laden I would support that since he and his followers have taken blame for 9-11 but I'm still waiting for the WOMD George. fuken liar 418643[/snapback] PPP in 5-4-3-2... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I just hope it doesn't affect his career as a celebrity look-a-like http://content.ytmnd.com//99000/99049/image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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