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Christopher Walken for President


Would you vote for Christopher Walken?  

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  1. 1. Would you vote for Christopher Walken?

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I like Walken, but honestly, what would qualify him to be president? Acording to his BIO, he dropped out of Hofstra after only a year, and I don't see anything else in there saying he has any background that would warrant him holding any political office, especially the presidency.

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I've decided to run for president. After all, I'm for a strong America, renewing the family, and justice. That qualifies me doesn't it?

 

I've decided to keep my campaign low key for now though. I wouldn't want to peak too soon.

 

Vote for me. Put a tiger in America's tank.

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i like christopher walken as an actor, even though he always plays christopher walken, and i agree with all three of this policy stances.

 

the problem is he only has three policy stances. He'll need about three hundred and thirty-three.

 

and his website needs A LOTTA work.

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Did anyone else have trouble reading anything on that site without reading it in his voice?

 

It read:

 

"Our great country is in a terrible downward spiral. We're outsourcing jobs, bankrupting social security, and losing lives at war."

 

I read:

 

"Ouwa...great country....is in a terrible, downwahd spiral. We're....outsourcing jobs. Bank-rupting social security, and losing lives...at wah."

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No, this is not a joke.  Check out his views before voting in the poll.

 

http://www.walken2008.com/index.html

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In 1928, Herbert Hoover's campaign slogan was: "A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage".

 

In 2008, Christopher Walken's campaign slogan could be: "A Continental breakfast in every kitchen and a cowbell in every hand". :doh:

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I like Walken, but honestly, what would qualify him to be president?

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He's been to parties with Barbra Streisand.

 

If his foreign policy platform said something like, "don't f*** with President Walken... you never know when I'll just SNAP!" I'd be more interested.

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