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I say no.  Last I checked, Jesus was a brown, politically-persecuted migrant who also happened to be a socialist.  But I'm curious what the evangelicals/fake Christians on the board think.  Fire away!

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9 minutes ago, JFKjr said:

or Draq Queen Story Hour.

You seem to be more familiar with such matters than me.  What, exactly, is drag queen story hour?

Also, so far, no votes for Jesus liking Alligator Alcatraz.  

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Converting water into wine, and then having it served, would have raised some eyebrows at current day licensing agencies.

 

His skin color has nothing to do with the anything. In those days people were not known by race, ethnicity. That is a modern construct.

They were known by where they were from and their family lineage.

He really wasn't a "migrant." His family fled to Egypt for a time when he was far too young to be accountable.

He also recommended abiding by gov laws.

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29 minutes ago, sherpa said:

Converting water into wine, and then having it served, would have raised some eyebrows at current day licensing agencies.

 

His skin color has nothing to do with the anything. In those days people were not known by race, ethnicity. That is a modern construct.

They were known by where they were from and their family lineage.

He really wasn't a "migrant." His family fled to Egypt for a time when he was far too young to be accountable.

He also recommended abiding by gov laws.

You saying he wasn't a refugee because of how old he was? Huh? 

 

In a way, he's no different than a kid crossing the border today, except your guy would have him tossed into a camp or deported to Uganda or something 

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3 minutes ago, Trump_is_Mentally_fit said:

You saying he wasn't a refugee because of how old he was? Huh? 

 

In a way, he's no different than a kid crossing the border today, except your guy would have him tossed into a camp or deported to Uganda or something 

So Jesus was a criminal?

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Yes because MAGA believes that Christianity is a choose-your-own-adventure book where you can ignore stuff you don’t like 

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12 minutes ago, Roundybout said:

Yes because MAGA believes that Christianity is a choose-your-own-adventure book where you can ignore stuff you don’t like 

It’s crazy isn’t it? There are even “Christians” that advocate for young teens to chop their bodies up and for the murder of government agents. It sounds insane, but it’s true. They’re out there!

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1 hour ago, SectionC3 said:

I say no.  Last I checked, Jesus was a brown, politically-persecuted migrant who also happened to be a socialist.  But I'm curious what the evangelicals/fake Christians on the board think.  Fire away!

 

 

 

I didn't vote for Jesus...

 

I don't do fictional characters...

 

I don't care about anyone's fraudulent religion...

 

I don't care about anyone's antiquated political ideology...

 

I did vote for the purge that began last week...

 

This is only the beginning...

 

This is change I can believe in...

 

Have a nice day...

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, sherpa said:

Converting water into wine, and then having it served, would have raised some eyebrows at current day licensing agencies.

 

His skin color has nothing to do with the anything. In those days people were not known by race, ethnicity. That is a modern construct.

They were known by where they were from and their family lineage.

He really wasn't a "migrant." His family fled to Egypt for a time when he was far too young to be accountable.

He also recommended abiding by gov laws.

So that’s pro alligator Alcatraz? 

32 minutes ago, JDHillFan said:

It’s crazy isn’t it? There are even “Christians” that advocate for young teens to chop their bodies up and for the murder of government agents. It sounds insane, but it’s true. They’re out there!

Who exactly are those people?  

15 minutes ago, Wolfgang said:

 

 

 

I didn't vote for Jesus...

 

I don't do fictional characters...

 

I don't care about anyone's fraudulent religion...

 

I don't care about anyone's antiquated political ideology...

 

I did vote for the purge that began last week...

 

This is only the beginning...

 

This is change I can believe in...

 

Have a nice day...

 

 

 

You sound like a swell guy.   

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1 hour ago, SectionC3 said:

I say no.  Last I checked, Jesus was a brown, politically-persecuted migrant who also happened to be a socialist.  But I'm curious what the evangelicals/fake Christians on the board think.  Fire away!

 

Good work.

 

You got all the buzz words in there to try and provoke an argument, but I don't need to join in.

 

Jesus just proved His power and goodness to me this morning at 9:00.

 

All praise to Him.

 

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41 minutes ago, JDHillFan said:

It’s crazy isn’t it? There are even “Christians” that advocate for young teens to chop their bodies up and for the murder of government agents. It sounds insane, but it’s true. They’re out there!


Rent free 

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1 hour ago, Trump_is_Mentally_fit said:

You saying he wasn't a refugee because of how old he was? Huh? 

 

In a way, he's no different than a kid crossing the border today, except your guy would have him tossed into a camp or deported to Uganda or something 

 

He wasn't a refugee because neither he (nor his parents) ever left the empire he was born in.

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As far as Jesus being a criminal, obviously crucifixion was reserved for certain types of criminals. But keep in mind the only source documents purportedly written by eyewitnesses to the event imply that the Roman official with the power to command his execution did so only for fear of what the Judean mob might do if he didn't. Remember that within a generation Rome was forced to destroy Jerusalem and humiliate and disperse what was left of the historic peoples there (who had already been dispersed a number of times by the particularly brutal Assyria and Babylon before them).

 

 

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4 minutes ago, LeviF said:

 

He wasn't a refugee because neither he (nor his parents) ever left the empire he was born in.

That might be true if he was a Roman citizen, but he wasn't. Like many people today fleeing for their lives to the United States, Jesus was going to be murdered and so Jesus ran away, becoming a refugee 

 

‘Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.’ Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!’
Deuteronomy 27:19 (NIV)

2 minutes ago, LeviF said:

As far as Jesus being a criminal, obviously crucifixion was reserved for certain types of criminals. But keep in mind the only source documents purportedly written by eyewitnesses to the event imply that the Roman official with the power to command his execution did so only for fear of what the Judean mob might do if he didn't. Remember that within a generation Rome was forced to destroy Jerusalem and humiliate and disperse what was left of the historic peoples there (who had already been dispersed a number of times by the particularly brutal Assyria and Babylon before them).

 

 

He was considered a trouble maker, so they snuffed him out. 

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Just now, Trump_is_Mentally_fit said:

That might be true if he was a Roman citizen, but he wasn't. Like many people today fleeing for their lives to the United States, Jesus was going to be murdered and so Jesus ran away, becoming a refugee 

 

 

Whether he was a Roman citizen or not, he had the same status in Galilee as he did in Egypt. 

 

1 minute ago, Trump_is_Mentally_fit said:

‘Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.’ Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!’
Deuteronomy 27:19 (NIV)

 

"The alien who is among you shall rise above you higher and higher, but you will go down lower and lower. He shall lend to you, but you will not lend to him; he shall be the head, and you will be the tail."

Deuteronomy 28.

 

See, I can do it too. 

 

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