cåblelady Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 He gets that look after he runs over big rats in the middle of the night on his banana seated Schwinn Sting Ray. 374405[/snapback] *LOL* You crack me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 He gets that look after he runs over big rats in the middle of the night on his banana seated Schwinn Sting Ray. http://www.bicyclemuseum.com/Images/B80.gif 374405[/snapback] I bet you could take that thing off some sweet jumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 I bet you could take that thing off some sweet jumps. 374416[/snapback] Yeah but look at that shifter. You slip off forward you may not be a butt virgin for very long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Yeah That's right I need some adive, alright so here's the dealI made a "connection" with this chick tonight, I got her # and email addy , but there's one small problem. She has a man, but we connected pretty well, we talked pretty much the whole night from 7pm-1am up until she had to leave at which point I got a hug and a kiss on the lips. Should I make the effort and contact her or just forget about it and move on? 374291[/snapback] Yo man if she'll do it to him, she'll do it to you. Don't let the door hit her @ss on the way out. T_R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamboni Man Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 I bet you could take that thing off some sweet jumps. 374416[/snapback] You could get like three feet of air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 The phone # and email addy may be fake. So call on the 2nd day (yes, we women all know about the 72 hour rule) to make sure the phone # is real. If it is - it's a clue she's trying to get out of her current relationship. Then proceed slowly and make sure she's broken up with the other one before you go beyond 2nd base Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Use her and abuse her...thats about all shes worth...and if she did it to him, she'll do it to you, only a matter of time... 374354[/snapback] I thought you were blissfully in love. Why the negativity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I thought you were blissfully in love. Why the negativity? 374810[/snapback] haha i am, but i've dated girls like that before, and its a simple fact...if shes willing to do it to him, shes going to be willing to do it to you at some point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 haha i am, but i've dated girls like that before, and its a simple fact...if shes willing to do it to him, shes going to be willing to do it to you at some point... 374813[/snapback] Enjoy! http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/stds.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Bang the hell out of her then throw her out while calling her all kinds of names! Seriously....call after 2 let her know your uncomfortable with the situation (shows your feminine side) and she'll be putty in your hand then see my first response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMan Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Yeah That's right I need some adive, alright so here's the dealI made a "connection" with this chick tonight, I got her # and email addy , but there's one small problem. She has a man, but we connected pretty well, we talked pretty much the whole night from 7pm-1am up until she had to leave at which point I got a hug and a kiss on the lips. Should I make the effort and contact her or just forget about it and move on? 374291[/snapback] I only got through about 5 or 6 replies, so forgive me if someone else had the same advise. When you say she has a man, is it a boyfriend or a husband? If it's her husband, don't bother with her. If it's a boyfriend, she's fair game. Is she real attached to the current guy? How long has he been in the picture? Has she been trying to dump him, but he's not taking the hints? A lot of women can't stand to be without a boyfriend for any length of time. Makes them think they're unattractive, gets them depressed if they don't have someone to have on their arm at holiday season and give them birthday and valentine gifts or make a fuss over some anniversary. They need someone to tell them they're not fat, even when the clerks at Lane Bryant and the Wegman's bakery know her on a first name basis. Worst of all, they don't get to hang out with their married and attached friends as much when they're the single one in the group. Here's some possibilities: 1. This chick might have had one of them "interim boyfriends". Y'know... the guys they're not that crazy about, yet they keep them on the hook until someone better comes along (this is where you come in). The guy is filling out a roster space until the next available free agent steps into the picture (you). Remember, they don't want to be alone. Go after her. 2. Maybe the previous relationship has run it's course and he's not mature enough about taking the next step. She's had enough of waiting around for him to pop the question. Go after her, only if you think you it's possible to have the same long-term goals. 3. Same as # 2, only she's using you or some other sucker to get the current beau jealous and speed up the proposal/engagement/wedding process. In this scenerio, you're nothing but a pawn. Forget about her and move on. 4. She has no intention of leaving him, but needs attention and some side nooky. Give her both things she needs, but keep it in perspective and don't get attached and tell her not to name it after you. Maybe she's just a bar slut. Have a few laughs, bang her few times and leave cab fare on the dresser. In any case, never ever go after her if you know the current boyfriend. That's against the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I realize that you have already made up your mind but I'm going to give you some Free Advice a few days early! ***ahem*** There are way too many people advising you to "use her and abuse her... then run away. First, no one deserves to be used. That is a type of pain that never goes away. Second, running away never works... (I'm talking about Carma) besides, running away becomes habit forming. Ok enough preaching. My advice is call her... have a LONG Conversation (at least 3 minutes ) take it slow. I truly believe that people should not be afraid to roll the dice every once and a while. And, if after 3 minutes on the phone you are convinced that she is only cheating on her boyfriend to break up with him... Ask her if she has a hot girl friend for a three-way... because HEY FREE THREE-WAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 because HEY FREE THREE-WAY! 374845[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 haha i am, but i've dated girls like that before, and its a simple fact...if shes willing to do it to him, shes going to be willing to do it to you at some point... 374813[/snapback] I was gonna bash you for you use and abuse comment, but then I figure, if she's that flirty, then your probably doing him a favor. Get your kicks, and save him a life worth of heartache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Not enough info to go on from here. It's your life, bottom line. Go with your gut and the hell with anything any of us here have to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Karma is a B word Carma makes a mean sausage and peppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I was gonna bash you for you use and abuse comment, but then I figure, if she's that flirty, then your probably doing him a favor. Get your kicks, and save him a life worth of heartache. 374850[/snapback] i didnt literally mean to use and abuse her, obviously, but some people may have missed my point...if shes flirting with you while still dating him, then prepare yourself for her to do the same to you...go out with her, and have your fun, but be wary...if shes gonna do that to you, use her for what shes worth, then move along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I'd recommend masturbation a.k.a. chat rooms. It's the modern thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Maybe she's just a bar slut. Have a few laughs, bang her few times and leave cab fare on the dresser. 374837[/snapback] This one line summarizes my advice to you. If you want a serious relationship, look elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 This one line summarizes my advice to you. If you want a serious relationship, look elsewhere. 374871[/snapback] I'm giving up on the copulation advice business. If young people want to get infected and die soon with chancroid pancreatitis, so be it...just as long as they don't rag on smokers for causing excess cost to society, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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