EndZoneCrew Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Call her......Throw it in her 2 hole.....If she likes it and asks for more...Then she's a keeper....Very simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 I'm giving up on the copulation advice business. If young people want to get infected and die soon with chancroid pancreatitis, so be it...just as long as they don't rag on smokers for causing excess cost to society, of course. 374908[/snapback] Hey atleast he can live out my fantasy. I am on the wrong side of 30 but worse, I am married so can't indulge in such hanky-panky. If I could, your words of wisdom would be lost on me. And I am a smoker too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Hey atleast he can live out my fantasy. I am on the wrong side of 30 but worse, I am married so can't indulge in such hanky-panky. If I could, your words of wisdom would be lost on me. And I am a smoker too 375037[/snapback] Not AT all directed at you, Chi, but: The Rule: Don't Cheat. Tis' a crushing blow to your spouse, positively brands you as a piece of sh*t, and turns your avowals on the altar to a farce and shows that you are a liar before general society not to mention the Above. If one's loins override, do everybody a favor and get divorced first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 ...and turns your avowals on the alter to a farce...375082[/snapback] Avowals? Sheesh, you can pick out a person who does crossword puzzles from a hundred paces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 The Rule: Don't Cheat. Tis' a crushing blow to your spouse, positively brands you as a piece of sh*t, and turns your avowals on the alter to a farce and shows that you are a liar before general society not to mention the Above. If one's loins override, do everbody a favor and get divorced first... I think I love you for these words Cincy (with apologies to Mrs. Cincy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Avowals? Sheesh, you can pick out a person who does crossword puzzles from a hundred paces. 375085[/snapback] Shaddup..I'm trying to pound tatoos on young skulls, not Chi but that other crowd.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in Chicago Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Not AT all directed at you, Chi, but: The Rule: Don't Cheat. 375082[/snapback] If one holds true to that, everything is so much easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frez Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 He should go rent the movie "Black Cadillac" and then watch it first before you call her. The night has 1000 eyes my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 He gets that look after he runs over big rats in the middle of the night on his banana seated Schwinn Sting Ray. http://www.bicyclemuseum.com/Images/B80.gif 374405[/snapback] Sweet ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 If she smokes, she pokes. Words to live by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 If she smokes, she pokes. Words to live by. 375474[/snapback] And is a better tipper, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realist Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 The Rule: Don't Cheat. Tis' a crushing blow to your spouse, positively brands you as a piece of sh*t, and turns your avowals on the altar to a farce and shows that you are a liar before general society not to mention the Above. If one's loins override, do everbody a favor and get divorced first... 375082[/snapback] Words to live by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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