ChevyVanMiller Posted July 12 Posted July 12 (edited) 12 hours ago, Special K said: Teeth, the third time is dentures. Edited July 12 by ChevyVanMiller 2 1 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 13 Author Posted July 13 8 hours ago, Joe Ferguson forever said: maybe more than 1 solution? If something obstructs the fall of the penny from each floor and the obstruction is large enough to stop a jumping human, he would not likely die from a 1 story jump. But I await the accepted solution If a guy jumped from a window to kill himself, how did he close the window in mid flight? You went to each window and had to OPEN it (meaning it was shut). Hmmmmm 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 13 Posted July 13 42 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: If a guy jumped from a window to kill himself, how did he close the window in mid flight? You went to each window and had to OPEN it (meaning it was shut). Hmmmmm The cleaning lady shut it.😏 1 1 Quote
Simon Posted July 13 Posted July 13 41 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: The cleaning lady shut it.😏 Cleaning woman?!?!?! 2 Quote
Mike in Horseheads Posted July 13 Posted July 13 4 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: If a guy jumped from a window to kill himself, how did he close the window in mid flight? You went to each window and had to OPEN it (meaning it was shut). Hmmmmm Maybe the guy closed the window from ledge then jumps. 😁 1 1 Quote
Joe Ferguson forever Posted July 13 Posted July 13 (edited) 11 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: If a guy jumped from a window to kill himself, how did he close the window in mid flight? You went to each window and had to OPEN it (meaning it was shut). Hmmmmm playing devils advocate: There are 4 sides to most buildings. therefore at least 52 windows He may have jumped from one not tested by the penny drop and left the window open. Edited July 13 by Joe Ferguson forever 1 Quote
Joe Ferguson forever Posted July 13 Posted July 13 Take a child's game in eight letters. Change the sixth letter to a C-H, and phonetically, you'll get a popular animated children's character. What's the game and the character? Quote
4merper4mer Posted July 13 Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Joe Ferguson forever said: Take a child's game in eight letters. Change the sixth letter to a C-H, and phonetically, you'll get a popular animated children's character. What's the game and the character? Snoopy? Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 13 Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Joe Ferguson forever said: Take a child's game in eight letters. Change the sixth letter to a C-H, and phonetically, you'll get a popular animated children's character. What's the game and the character? Peekaboo & Pikachu A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Each side of the roof has a 90 degree angle and windspeed is approxiamately 15 mph blowing in an eastern direction. The egg is layed at the front part of the roof, which has been caved in due to weather. Because of that part of the roof being caved in, it has a slight 45 degree angle to it, which is more than the rest of the roof. So, which side of the roof will the egg roll off of, the one with the eastern exposure, or the one with the western exposure? 1 Quote
Simon Posted July 13 Posted July 13 26 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Peekaboo & Pikachu A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Each side of the roof has a 90 degree angle and windspeed is approxiamately 15 mph blowing in an eastern direction. The egg is layed at the front part of the roof, which has been caved in due to weather. Because of that part of the roof being caved in, it has a slight 45 degree angle to it, which is more than the rest of the roof. So, which side of the roof will the egg roll off of, the one with the eastern exposure, or the one with the western exposure? A roof with a 90 degree angle is a wall. And roosters don't lay eggs. An unarmed, heavyset, blond man is lying in a large room with no windows amongst a pile of 53 bicycles, dead of an apparent gunshot wound. What led to his death? 1 2 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 13 Posted July 13 25 minutes ago, Simon said: A roof with a 90 degree angle is a wall. And roosters don't lay eggs. 👍 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 13 Author Posted July 13 1 hour ago, Simon said: An unarmed, heavyset, blond man is lying in a large room with no windows amongst a pile of 53 bicycles, dead of an apparent gunshot wound. What led to his death? Boredom?? 1 Quote
Simon Posted July 13 Posted July 13 10 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Boredom?? "Spandex" - 4merper4mer 1 Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted July 13 Posted July 13 (edited) 3 hours ago, Simon said: A roof with a 90 degree angle is a wall. And roosters don't lay eggs. An unarmed, heavyset, blond man is lying in a large room with no windows amongst a pile of 53 bicycles, dead of an apparent gunshot wound. What led to his death? The bicycles are Bicycle brand playing cards. The man was caught palming a 5th ace. Bob is at work one day when Mary, a girl he had once went to school with, waves at him. Bob is lost in his thoughts and doesn’t notice her. Later that day, Bob is called into the office of his boss and fired. Why was Bob fired? Edited July 13 by ChevyVanMiller 1 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 13 Author Posted July 13 1 hour ago, ChevyVanMiller said: The bicycles are Bicycle brand playing cards. The man was caught palming a 5th ace. Bob is at work one day when Mary, a girl he had once went to school with, waves at him. Bob is lost in his thoughts and doesn’t notice her. Later that day, Bob is called into the office of his boss and fired. Why was Bob fired? This is tough. Quote
BringBackFergy Posted July 13 Author Posted July 13 2 hours ago, ChevyVanMiller said: Bob is at work one day when Mary, a girl he had once went to school with, waves at him. Bob is lost in his thoughts and doesn’t notice her. Later that day, Bob is called into the office of his boss and fired. Why was Bob fired? He was a taxi driver? Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted July 14 Posted July 14 3 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: He was a taxi driver? Not a taxi driver. Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted July 14 Posted July 14 (edited) 3 hours ago, _Underscore_ said: Lifeguard? Winner, winner chicken dinner Mary was drowning and Bob failed to see her frantic waves. Bob is better suited for a job that doesn't require such acute attention to detail. Edited July 14 by ChevyVanMiller 1 Quote
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