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To be honest, this list has no credibility at all.

 

No Bruce Campbell lines = worthless

 

"I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and s---, and Jack left town."

 

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

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"shop smart, shop Savemart"

 

"Give me some sugar, baby"

 

"I know the damn words"

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:blink: Maybe I missed it, but can we ignore my favorite, Airplane?

 

"Billy, have you ever been in a plane before? Billy, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" or,

 

"I picked a bad time to -----"

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One of my favorites from Anthony Hopkins in Meet Joe Black:

 

"Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy."

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Other than that line, that movie was four hours of my life I'd like to have back.

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Here's a few that come to mind:

 

Igor: Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first.

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Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

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Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix.

It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

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Reg: What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.

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"shop smart, shop Savemart"

 

"Give me some sugar, baby"

 

"I know the damn words"

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Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

 

 

The Princess Bride had a bunch

 

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.

 

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Westley: Yes.

Vizzini: Morons.

 

Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

 

Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Inigo Montoya: What's that?

Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

 

 

forget copying this stuff

see it here

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes

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I'd have included a few Monty Python quotes:

 

From Holy Grail:

 

"She turned me into a newt! . . . . . . . . . . . It got better."

 

"What's your favorite color?"

 

 

From Life of Brian:

 

"wrelease wroderick!"

 

 

There ought to be some way to mention that great Roman leader Bigus Dickus, and his dear wife Incontinentia Buttocks.

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"shop smart, shop Savemart"

 

"Give me some sugar, baby"

 

"I know the damn words"

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Alright you primative screwheads, Listen up!

 

See this? This is my boom stick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

 

I don't want to go to Federal Pound Me in the Ass prison.

 

No fugging sh--, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

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Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

The Princess Bride had a bunch

 

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.

 

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Westley: Yes.

Vizzini: Morons.

 

Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

 

Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Inigo Montoya: What's that?

Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

forget copying this stuff

see it here

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes

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Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah.

[Vizzini falls over dead]

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They missed George Bailey to Mr. Potter. "In the vast configuration of things, why, you're nothing more than a scurvy little spider"  One of my all time favorites

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I've always liked the "Do you want the Moon Mary?" scene...

 

That's one of My favorite movies....

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