BringBackFergy Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/news/22013.htm?fbclid=IwAR1RHtnXDyMYEqxg-qLhEqtSkg_GQ0cUMHhd6gsBDWiFh-oyXe14QyAG4Po Yayyyyy. More killing machines are waking up. Hide your kids, bird feeders and deli meats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 4 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/news/22013.htm?fbclid=IwAR1RHtnXDyMYEqxg-qLhEqtSkg_GQ0cUMHhd6gsBDWiFh-oyXe14QyAG4Po Yayyyyy. More killing machines are waking up. Hide your kids, bird feeders and deli meats. Boy, I bet they are cranky and hungry! One of those bruins should pull a round of overnights with me... I'd teach 'em how to rummage through a refrigerator 1/2 a sleep @ 2 in the afternoon... Maybe shout in the ShoutBox too! 😏 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share Posted March 20, 2022 Man refuses to share sandwich with orphans. https://www.foxla.com/news/hungry-bears-sandwich-sierra-madre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 6 hours ago, Beerball said: Man refuses to share sandwich with orphans. https://www.foxla.com/news/hungry-bears-sandwich-sierra-madre Beggars are getting bolder, where's their "Won't maul your face off for food" sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Sometimes you just want bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 Catching snowflakes - cute? No, not when mom has to get somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 29 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Catching snowflakes - cute? No, not when mom has to get somewhere Looks like @Beerball counting stars after a long night at Bar Bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 27, 2022 Author Share Posted March 27, 2022 On 3/26/2022 at 1:49 PM, BringBackFergy said: Looks like @Beerball counting stars after a long night at Bar Bill. Reported for slander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2022 Author Share Posted April 2, 2022 "Dark blob" (that's rasis) threatened with lime colored scooter. https://www.nwnews.com/news/woodinville-man-fights-black-bear-using-lime-scooter/article_fa89d610-b06e-11ec-abf2-2b847d0dccd6.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Beerball said: "Dark blob" (that's rasis) threatened with lime colored scooter. https://www.nwnews.com/news/woodinville-man-fights-black-bear-using-lime-scooter/article_fa89d610-b06e-11ec-abf2-2b847d0dccd6.html “In a statement on Monday, Lime CEO Wayne Ting said e-bikes and scooters should not intentionally be used to ward off dangerous animals. The company reminds users not to willingly approach bears with electric scooters. ” I am so glad that Mr. Ting made this recommendation. I was planning to go grizzly hunting with my scooter 🛵. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2022 Author Share Posted April 2, 2022 37 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: “In a statement on Monday, Lime CEO Wayne Ting said e-bikes and scooters should not intentionally be used to ward off dangerous animals. The company reminds users not to willingly approach bears with electric scooters. ” I am so glad that Mr. Ting made this recommendation. I was planning to go grizzly hunting with my scooter 🛵. Do you think he should have done someTing more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 17 hours ago, Beerball said: Do you think he should have done someTing more? Boooooooo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 17 hours ago, Beerball said: Do you think he should have done someTing more? He had a really helpful neighbor. Boy, glad there's people like this around: "...Emily Baxter, who lives across the street from Cruz, said she witnessed the entire encounter. “It all happened so fast,” she said. “I was prepared to call an ambulance if things took a turn for the worse, but Alan had the situation handled within seconds. ...” I bet @BringBackFergy has the ambulance on speed dial too! 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 On 4/2/2022 at 8:59 AM, Beerball said: "Dark blob" (that's rasis) threatened with lime colored scooter. https://www.nwnews.com/news/woodinville-man-fights-black-bear-using-lime-scooter/article_fa89d610-b06e-11ec-abf2-2b847d0dccd6.html Did you notice the tag line at the bottom of the article? Quote April Fools from the staff at Woodinville Weekly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 3, 2022 Author Share Posted April 3, 2022 7 hours ago, Just Jack said: Did you notice the tag line at the bottom of the article? certainly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 9, 2022 Author Share Posted April 9, 2022 Leave your kid locked in a car for six hours? That's an arrestin. Lock your dog in a car for six hours? That's an arrestin. A bear was locked in your car for six hours? Look at the damage she caused! https://www.wral.com/bear-trapped-inside-nc-family-s-suv-for-6-hours/20226325/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 46 minutes ago, Beerball said: Leave your kid locked in a car for six hours? That's an arrestin. Lock your dog in a car for six hours? That's an arrestin. A bear was locked in your car for six hours? Look at the damage she caused! https://www.wral.com/bear-trapped-inside-nc-family-s-suv-for-6-hours/20226325/ Wait! The bear was trapped for 6 hours then, finally punched out the window of the car to escape? 6 hours? Is that bear a federal engineer trying to unflip a tractor or a lawyer milking a closing? 6 hours? What it do, take a nap first? I'd hate to see that bear's billable hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Beerball said: Leave your kid locked in a car for six hours? That's an arrestin. Lock your dog in a car for six hours? That's an arrestin. A bear was locked in your car for six hours? Look at the damage she caused! https://www.wral.com/bear-trapped-inside-nc-family-s-suv-for-6-hours/20226325/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mike in Horseheads Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 On 4/9/2022 at 7:59 AM, Beerball said: Leave your kid locked in a car for six hours? That's an arrestin. Lock your dog in a car for six hours? That's an arrestin. A bear was locked in your car for six hours? Look at the damage she caused! https://www.wral.com/bear-trapped-inside-nc-family-s-suv-for-6-hours/20226325/ Does a bear sh!t in a car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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