Beerball Posted July 2, 2021 Author Share Posted July 2, 2021 4 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Bears ain’t so tough. https://people.com/pets/brave-yorkie-chases-bear-up-a-tree/?amp=true You ever looked eye to eye with a miffed yorkie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BuffaloBill Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Beerball said: You ever looked eye to eye with a miffed yorkie? You ever looked eye to eye with a miffed @Gugny? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 https://www.distinctlymontana.com/video-couple-laughs-screams-bear-stands-and-peers-car-yellowstone They're rising up. Sh#t's about to get real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 48 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: https://www.distinctlymontana.com/video-couple-laughs-screams-bear-stands-and-peers-car-yellowstone They're rising up. Sh#t's about to get real. Have you fixed you porn addiction by now constantly watching bear videos? Hopefully, you have not yet landed on any bears doing bears videos. There will be no hope for you then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 When will the madness end! https://ktla.com/news/california/norcal-woman-idd-as-camper-pulled-from-tent-killed-by-grizzly-bear-in-montana/amp/ Why in da hell was there even a whiff of food in or near a tent... Are these people idiots? The scent lingers! "...Lokan was killed on the bear’s second visit to the site where she and two fellow bicyclists were camping near the post office, officials said. The approximately 400-pound (181 kilogram) grizzly first awakened the campers about 3 a.m., officials said. They took food out of their tents, secured it and went back to sleep, they said. ..." I know she's dead... But didn't she commit a cardinal camping mistake? ESPECIALLY in bear country... Food in a tent. Why not just smear yourself with salmon juice and paint your lips with strawberry Chapstik and go night night in da woods! The scent is still there! Insane. Absolutely nothing has to have scent near a tent! Dining area, fly set up away, downwind... Same with hanging the "bear bag." Smart campers brush their teeth w/baking soda and wash, clean up, do everything with Fels Naptha... Downwind of where they sleep! This ain't on the bear... BUT it is, incredible. What say ye @BringBackFergy @Beerball "Bear Point-Counterpoint" extraordinaires! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 https://www.thefrugalnavywife.com/17-uses-for-fels-naptha-that-will-change-your-life/ #3 Among others... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Don’t mess with a hungry bear or you might become dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 https://www.wxii12.com/amp/article/north-carolina-zoo-grizzly-bear-dies-mourning-loss-sad/36982116 RIP Tommo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 6 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: https://www.wxii12.com/amp/article/north-carolina-zoo-grizzly-bear-dies-mourning-loss-sad/36982116 RIP Tommo Wow! What a coincidence. "Nuisance People" also go to work for the USACE. Looks like we both have over 30 years tucked away in a zoo! 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 11, 2021 Author Share Posted July 11, 2021 Bear harassment continues. Horns blaring, water and sticks thrown at them, yet they persevere. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/trio-of-bears-invade-campsite-at-sequoia-national-park/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 14 hours ago, Beerball said: Bear harassment continues. Horns blaring, water and sticks thrown at them, yet they persevere. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/trio-of-bears-invade-campsite-at-sequoia-national-park/ Your defense of these “killing machines” is suspect. Exspecially, when they had their fill on a lady from Chico, CA up thread. #savethesalmon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Now back to your regularly scheduled programming: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 14, 2021 Author Share Posted July 14, 2021 Apparently, the second amendment does not extend to all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 On 7/13/2021 at 9:16 PM, Beerball said: Apparently, the second amendment does not extend to all. The NRA is getting involved. They can’t bear the thought of the bear not have the right to bear arms while running bare naked through the barren forest full of other bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 On 4/21/2021 at 2:11 PM, BringBackFergy said: Here hear I have a sailboat ⛵️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 First Richard Sherman..now a female grizzly is arrested in Washington. https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/environment/1st-female-grizzly-in-40-years-collared-in-washington-state/?amp=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 8 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: First Richard Sherman..now a female grizzly is arrested in Washington. https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/environment/1st-female-grizzly-in-40-years-collared-in-washington-state/?amp=1 She is a better citizen than Richard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Bear sues and recovers $5.8 thousand from dumb human. https://news.yahoo.com/amphtml/woman-ordered-pay-5-8k-000307389.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Bear sues and recovers $5.8 thousand from dumb human. https://news.yahoo.com/amphtml/woman-ordered-pay-5-8k-000307389.html Nice! 👍👍 Betcha that Grizz lawyered up and had Jackie Chiles on his legal team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 25, 2021 Author Share Posted July 25, 2021 12 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Bear sues and recovers $5.8 thousand Some would call that $5,800. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Just now, Beerball said: Some would call that $5,800. 😆 I say fifty-eight hundred dollars. The Grizz' attorney is getting 33.3% leaving that poor bear with only thirty-eight hundred, sixty-six dollars before taxes. That's not even a week's vacation in Missoula! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Beerball said: Some would call that $5,800. Not the author of the cited, in-depth article above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 25, 2021 Author Share Posted July 25, 2021 1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said: Not the author of the cited, in-depth article above. Others would call it fiddyeight large. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Any updates? Maybe the Grizz have been furloughed. Thanks ACOE!! Figures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Bears like softball. Who knew? https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/lifestyle/bear-became-unexpected-highlight-olympic-171119226.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 1, 2021 Author Share Posted August 1, 2021 Paparazzi flock to restaurant where celebrity bear was trying to dine. Rude behavior like this is why many bears choose to picnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 8 minutes ago, Beerball said: Paparazzi flock to restaurant where celebrity bear was trying to dine. Rude behavior like this is why many bears choose to picnic. Who's being rude? Were they raised in the woods? Can take them outta the woods, but can't take the woods outta them: "Gatlinburg Police said an ambulance was called to the area. The restaurant employee said the bear had knocked someone over outside. We have not received information on the person’s condition." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Even Grizz don’t take kindly to bikers. https://www.ksl.com/article/50215486/grizzly-bear-chases-mountain-biker-near-area-of-previous-attack-in-idaho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 On 8/1/2021 at 8:45 PM, BringBackFergy said: Even Grizz don’t take kindly to bikers. https://www.ksl.com/article/50215486/grizzly-bear-chases-mountain-biker-near-area-of-previous-attack-in-idaho Bikers make tasty snacks. @Chef Jimis seeking advice on how to make them even more appealing food for bears. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6124357 Absolutely f#%!$ing sickening. At least their Grizz brethren kill humans/salmon/bikers/kayaks with one chomp. Get rid of these killing machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Updates please!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Updates please!! Your wish is my command: Like @Gugnyon a Davenport canoodling to all hours of the morning 🌄 😴... https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/08/06/CSKT-Wildlife-Management-underpass-tunnel-bear-sleeping-hiker/5461628277524/ They get priority, just like commercial craft transiting a canal. Stay away people! "Wildlife officials in Montana are warning members of the public to keep away from wildlife underpasses after a napping hiker slept through an encounter with a bear. The Confederated Salish and Kootenai Tribes Wildlife Management Program posted photos to Facebook showing a bear traveling through the Highway 93 underpass tunnel and walking right past an apparent hiker who had sheltered in the tunnel for a nap. ...: CC: @Mike in Horseheads @Beerball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Your wish is my command: Like @Gugnyon a Davenport canoodling to all hours of the morning 🌄 😴... https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/08/06/CSKT-Wildlife-Management-underpass-tunnel-bear-sleeping-hiker/5461628277524/ They get priority, just like commercial craft transiting a canal. Stay away people! "Wildlife officials in Montana are warning members of the public to keep away from wildlife underpasses after a napping hiker slept through an encounter with a bear. The Confederated Salish and Kootenai Tribes Wildlife Management Program posted photos to Facebook showing a bear traveling through the Highway 93 underpass tunnel and walking right past an apparent hiker who had sheltered in the tunnel for a nap. ...: CC: @Mike in Horseheads @Beerball Hikers??? Pshhhh. That’s like bikers. Does anyone really care? Just kidding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 40 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Hikers??? Pshhhh. That’s like bikers. Does anyone really care? Don't hikers play center in football? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 34 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Don't hikers play center in football? Those are called “snappers”. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Just now, BringBackFergy said: Those are called “snappers”. Long snappers, even more specialized. What a life! 😏 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 9, 2021 Author Share Posted August 9, 2021 On 8/7/2021 at 4:57 PM, BringBackFergy said: Updates please!! The update is that mooses are also tired of your shenanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 9, 2021 Author Share Posted August 9, 2021 On 8/7/2021 at 5:16 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: Your wish is my command: Like @Gugnyon a Davenport canoodling to all hours of the morning 🌄 😴... https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/08/06/CSKT-Wildlife-Management-underpass-tunnel-bear-sleeping-hiker/5461628277524/ They get priority, just like commercial craft transiting a canal. Stay away people! "Wildlife officials in Montana are warning members of the public to keep away from wildlife underpasses after a napping hiker slept through an encounter with a bear. The Confederated Salish and Kootenai Tribes Wildlife Management Program posted photos to Facebook showing a bear traveling through the Highway 93 underpass tunnel and walking right past an apparent hiker who had sheltered in the tunnel for a nap. ...: CC: @Mike in Horseheads @Beerball Lock your car, hoser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 It’s the end times. Bears and rats joining forces. https://bangordailynews.com/2021/08/07/news/bangor/a-300-pound-black-bear-has-joined-milfords-rat-population-intensifying-the-towns-plight/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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