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1. You breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide. Thought you could get away with the racist act of breathing? Think again. Other figures who have been known to enjoy breathing include Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler.

4. You judge people not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. This is a clear sign that you are a far-right racist, as it's a view shared by other racists throughout history. Truly enlightened non-racists know that everything is about race

 

9. You don't capitalize, bold, and underline the word BLACKThis style standard was updated like 5 minutes ago, but if you haven't gotten on board with it yet, you're still a racist. Also, you must write the word "white" in Comic Sans. Oh, shoot! We're racists!

10. You exist. This is the most telltale sign of racism: you exist. Looks like you've got work to do, bucko.

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