R. Rich Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Link Who you gonna call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 "What are we protecting you from? A wrong cheeseburger?" hahahahahahaha People are un-freaking believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 LinkWho you gonna call? 299783[/snapback] "Is this a harmful cheeseburger??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I did some research on this call. Turns out the lady who placed the call went to grade school in Richmond and her parents held her back in preschool. If they only knew now..........tragedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Wow, that's amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Another person who survived to adulthood because of OSHA and mandatory seatbelt wear. Way to go liberals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Good lord. How would you like to have to come home to her everynight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Wow, why does that remind me of thestevetheshitthewhateverheistoday guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Good lord. How would you like to have to come home to her everynight. 299858[/snapback] If that poor bastard even has a set left, they are the size of raisins by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 "What are we protecting you from? A wrong cheeseburger?" 299787[/snapback] "Is this a harmful cheeseburger??" 299790[/snapback] Sacramenty's finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Hey, Mark, remember this at the next game. "Hello, 911? Yeah, I'm at Ralph Wilson Stadium and they're refusing to sell me a fried bologna sandwich! I want you to come down here and arrest them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Is this some sort of skit, or is this a real call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Dammit. I love Burger King. Why wouldn't they help that poor woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarthur31 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 God help us all!!!!!! Surely there are a multitude of other BK joints out there. She could lodge a complaint with the local BBB. What a waste of space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 She could lodge a complaint with the local BBB. 299900[/snapback] What are the Buffalo Bills Backers going to be able to do about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Hey, Mark, remember this at the next game."Hello, 911? Yeah, I'm at Ralph Wilson Stadium and they're refusing to sell me a fried bologna sandwich! I want you to come down here and arrest them!" 299878[/snapback] I'm tempted ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 I'm tempted ! 299906[/snapback] CigarM, Mark VI, tempted................you sure you aren't Sybil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 The 911 Operator should have gotten her name and address so she could have sent Family Services out there to take her kids because this chick is obviously too stupid to raise them and they will end up as serial killers or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 CigarM, Mark VI, tempted................you sure you aren't Sybil? 299909[/snapback] #!#K@K*#!#!* Sorry about that. Did Sybil have turrets on top of MPD's ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 #!#K@K*#!#!* Sorry about that. Did Sybil have turrets on top of MPD's ? 299945[/snapback] I think it was on top of angel hair pasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I think it was on top of angel hair pasta. 300071[/snapback] How many angels end up bald in order to make a Rich-sized plate of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 How many angels end up bald in order to make a Rich-sized plate of that? 300082[/snapback] Just one. We get ours from the backwoods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Just one. We get ours from the backwoods. 300083[/snapback] So long as you don't get a taste for moron hair pasta.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 LinkWho you gonna call? 299783[/snapback] Clearly this woman is the result of having one's homework graded in red and not purple as a child... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Clearly this woman is the result of having one's homework graded in red and not purple as a child... 300097[/snapback] I think she was benched for a soccer game for being 10 seconds late for practice too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just when you think you have seen/heard it all....I wonder if she was ever benched on her soccer team as a kid...... LinkWho you gonna call? 299783[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 whoa!! great minds think alike i guess!!!! I think she was benched for a soccer game for being 10 seconds late for practice too... 300106[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 whoa!! great minds think alike i guess!!!! 300129[/snapback] ours too... It's that "Fredonia effect," I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Good lord. How would you like to have to come home to her everynight. 299858[/snapback] i would take the bridge . -- you didn't eat me right so do it over and i am not moving .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Clearly this woman is the result of having one's homework graded in red and not purple as a child... 300097[/snapback] Woman....Homework.....Crap, kinder, gentler......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sound_n_Fury Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Funny...but a great big radio morning show hoax. Here's the source of the tape: http://www.kiddlive.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMIEBUF12 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 well as stupid as this lady may sound ...........if i was in charge of advertising at either mcdonalds or wendys or even white castle i 'd use this in some sort of advertising slogan ...like at burger king you dont really get it your way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Funny...but a great big radio morning show hoax. Here's the source of the tape: http://www.kiddlive.com/ 300252[/snapback] According to Snopes, it's true (at least the call is, although it may still have been a prank I guess): http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp Since the question on everyone's minds is "Is this for real?" we called the Orange County Sheriff's Department (OCSD) and spoke to a couple of folks at the Public Affairs Office. They were a bit busy to speak with us at length (evidently matters such as homicides and escaped prisoners take priority over media inquiries about irate fast food patrons), but they told us the recording is an actual call that was handled by an OCSD dispatcher about two years ago. CW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sound_n_Fury Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 According to Snopes, it's true (at least the call is, although it may still have been a prank I guess):http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp CW 300263[/snapback] "We're leaving this entry's status as "undetermined" for now because we plan to talk to the OCSD again to obtain some additional background information (such as why the dispatcher stayed on the phone so long over something that was clearly not a police matter), and because the fact that the recording is genuine doesn't necessarily mean it was on the level. Was the caller really a harried mother with an overinflated sense of entitlement, or was she a prankster [read: radio morning show "personality"] pulling one over on the sheriff's department for the sake of a laugh? Since no one responded to the call, we may never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Woman....Homework.....Crap, kinder, gentler......... 300249[/snapback] Don't be a jerky jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Don't be a jerky jerk. 300266[/snapback] Shut it you backwoods moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Woman....Homework.....Crap, kinder, gentler......... 300249[/snapback] These are kind and gentler smilies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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