RkFast Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 'Buffalo Bills starting quarterback, J.P. Losman, will throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Buffalo Bisons 2005 Home Opener: Thursday, April 7 at 4:05 p.m. against the Richmond Braves.' Doesn't he have a clue? Letting the franchise QB throw pitch at a minor league baseball game is probably the dumbest thing he has done in his tenure in Buffalo. If JP tears his rotating cup I will hold TD personally responsible! 297795[/snapback] PLEASE give me SOME kind of sign youre kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 My website sells "rotating cups". Rave reviews from customers. Sent discretely. Oh, and I hope this is a sarcastic thread, but from the smiley you put on, I can't tell... 297836[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 297867[/snapback] is that a sign -- ---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 No way will it be worse than when Rob Johnson fell on the baseball and missed 8 weeks or when Drew Bledsoe just kept patting it waiting for Moulds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarthur31 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 You know what this thread needs? 297826[/snapback] More cowbell???!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Yeah. We should let the President do it instead. 297796[/snapback] That isn't so bad, we already know he sucks anyways! JP? Who knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 I didn't think football players even wore cups. Now you're telling me that Losman wears one that rotates?!?! Is that some kind of weird Herpes treatment or something? 297807[/snapback] Let's hope not, but we all know that vick does wear the rotating cup for his herpes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 To be on the safe side, I can get you a pitching machine instead of J.P.L.-- It has ..uh...rotating cups that throw balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 If he tears his 'rotating cup' I just might puke my pants! 297798[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richjk21 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 I didn't think football players even wore cups. Now you're telling me that Losman wears one that rotates?!?! Is that some kind of weird Herpes treatment or something? 297807[/snapback] Nahhh .... it's just the latest bit of bling all the real money players have to have ... the rotating wheels on their escalade are so last season .... this year it's the chromed rotating cup .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Nahhh .... it's just the latest bit of bling all the real money players have to have ... the rotating wheels on their escalade are so last season .... this year it's the chromed rotating cup .... 298057[/snapback] No babe can resist a guy with spinner on his package and a $300 aluminum bat, especially when the bat has the word "Weapon" or "Rocket" in its name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Well, speaking from experience... I've been through five shoulder surgeries with all the rehab trimmings. The latest one was a corker - a total joint replacement of the right shoulder. I can tell you that it's not fun and games, but believe you me, I would rather go through that all of that again if I knew I would spare myself a rotator cup tear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJsackedagain Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 I'm not quite sure how JP will tear this, but is this the rotating cup you speak of? http://www.brukeroptics.com/ft-nir/images/rotating_cup.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nodnarb Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 If JP tears his rotating cup I will hold TD personally responsible! 297795[/snapback] Dear Beerball: Please tell me that this was a joke, and that part of the joke was this "rotating cup". I need you to tell me the truth here, so that I can determine if future posts by you should be disregarded immediately, like the Penny Saver. I don't say this to be mean, I just need to know. Time is money. Now, if you're joking here, then great. I had a good laugh. If not, stand up straight and own it. ...rotating cup?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Hey!! the president threw a strike, if JP doesnt should we think about signing GW after this job ends for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykat Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 If JP tears his rotating cup I will hold TD personally responsible! 297795[/snapback] Rotating cup? Sounds painful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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