Cripple Creek Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Blokestradamus said: I've been called many things in my life but Scottish? You, sir, are a rogue! All y'all sound alike to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 So, I took this course and I've learned two things. Discontinue supporting the Buffalo Bills. Discontinue supporting the Buffalo Sabres. https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/23/health/yale-happiness-course-wellness/index.html In all seriousness, this might be helpful, especially at this time. Bonus...you can tell people you're a Yale alum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 well, they are a bunch of Richard Noggins.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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T&C Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..." 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhoTom Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Why is this shirt available in multiple colors? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cripple Creek Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 This seems like just the place for this article about an Austrian Astrophysicist. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/astrophysicist-hospitalized-after-getting-four-magnets-stuck-in-his-nose-while-making-a-coronavirus-device-2020-03-30?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, ChevyVanMiller said: That's one of those puzzles from the "Impressionist" period. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 28 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: This seems like just the place for this article about an Austrian Astrophysicist. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/astrophysicist-hospitalized-after-getting-four-magnets-stuck-in-his-nose-while-making-a-coronavirus-device-2020-03-30?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo Lo-tech solution: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 OUCH!!! 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 On 3/31/2020 at 10:38 AM, Cripple Creek said: This seems like just the place for this article about an Austrian Astrophysicist. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/astrophysicist-hospitalized-after-getting-four-magnets-stuck-in-his-nose-while-making-a-coronavirus-device-2020-03-30?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo I heard it did not work very well but he became very attractive to opposites. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 On 3/31/2020 at 9:38 AM, Cripple Creek said: This seems like just the place for this article about an Austrian Astrophysicist. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/astrophysicist-hospitalized-after-getting-four-magnets-stuck-in-his-nose-while-making-a-coronavirus-device-2020-03-30?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo He put the magnets in backwards. Then the whole experiment went south. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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