ocemur Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 'Twas the night before Christmas, and at Santa's House The eggnog was gone, the elves were all soused The toys were not finished, the sleigh wasn't packed, The Workshop a mess and a big hole in his sack, St. Nick rolled his eyes, then clenched his big fists. For some children tomorrow, he had no gifts. Then out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, Santa ran to the window to see what was the matter. He pulled up the blinds, and what did he see? Eight tiny reindeer, starting to flee. "Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen! Here Comet! Back cupid! Now! Donder and Blitzen!" The reindeer stopped, as he called out their names, Then went right back to their reindeer games. St. Nick shook his head, and muttered to himself, "Why tonight? You damn drunken elves." His blood pressure rising, his face getting red, Off to get his suit, Old St. Nick did then tread. Opening the closet, and grabbing his boots, Santa saw something wrong with his trademark red suit. The suit wasn't red, but a light shade of pink. It was far too small, when did it shrink? Santa was livid, and threw his suit to the floor, When he heard a light knock on his back door. Running downstairs, he answered the knock. Grabbing the handle and unlocking the lock. At the door was an angel, in his hand a fir tree. "Hi Nick! How's it going? Were you waiting for me? I brought what you asked, I'm sorry I'm late. I got sidetracked, I figured you could wait. Then on the way, I got caught in a thicket. So, Nick, old man, where should I stick it?" And that is the story of how the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree Merry Christmas all you Bills Fans! And everybody else, too. Except for Pats fans. They've been getting gifts from the Refs for years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 I was thinking more like a 12 Days of Christmas with Bills related items... ..... five good receivers four D linemen two new O tackles and a head coach who doesn’t need to clap etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Its snowing in Erie, PA. 1-3 inches forecast, just a fraction compared to last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills4everNY Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Twas the night before Christmas... and i got wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Because we're all in the living room watching a Die Hard/Lethal Weapon double-feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Bing Crosby does Jim Morrison....or it the other way around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Merry Christmas to all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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